The (official) RIU, TACO THREAD

[Singlemalt]

It's my hangover food. What's yours?

That if I have the makings; cheese and eggs with liberal Tapatio; bacon and eggs, ham and eggs, sausage and eggs. If I'm already out and about a plate of tacos like Pinny posted. The grease, protein and hot sauce is what fixes me up. Doesn't do anything for the heartburn, but thats what Rolaids are for

 

[Gary Goodson]

Fuck y'all I'm gonna break the rules cuz Ima rule breaker. I'm made a torta de lengua for diner, but I'm really not breaking the rules because it's pretty much a taco on a bun.

 

[Singlemalt]

And the pickled jalapeno +rep

 

[bu$hleaguer]

I eat a lot of tacos.

 

[Diabolical666]

I eat a lot of tacos.

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Does it burn everytime you poop?

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Does it burn everytime you poop?

Maybe more when you pee if you don't wash your hands first.

 

[butterbudface]

Fuck y'all I'm gonna break the rules cuz Ima rule breaker. I'm made a torta de lengua for diner, but I'm really not breaking the rules because it's pretty much a taco on a bun.
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looks killer.

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Does it burn everytime you poop?

Probably around 70% of the time yes. I've figured it out that it usually takes about 6-7 hours before I blow ass after I eat a lava taco.

 

[curious2garden]

Maybe more when you pee if you don't wash your hands first.

Oh man so true!

Probably around 70% of the time yes. I've figured it out that it usually takes about 6-7 hours before I blow ass after I eat a lava taco.

LOL engineering science right there.

 

[DutchKillsRambo]

Started defrosting some venison backstraps to make venison tacos tomorrow. I've made venison chili, cheesesteaks, lasagna, other various assorted sandwiches, etc. but never tacos in all these years.

Thinking simmer in my cast iron for 2 hours or so in cumin, lime, garlic and chili. Top on corn tortillas with pico, cilantro, avocado and some cotija. Kinda simple.

Wish me luck, but I got some LSD today so there probably won't be pictures or anything till the weekend.

 

[tezzerLad]

got ya top off viola boy ? nice, simple don't you agree ? don't get angry and retal

 

[tezzerLad]

 

[tyler.durden]

got ya top off viola boy ? nice, simple don't you agree ? don't get angry and retal

I see you're into young asian men now. That's cool, at least they look of legal age this time. That's a big step up for you...

 

[tezzerLad]

I see you're into young asian men now. That's cool, at least they look of legal age this time. That's a big step up for you...

bless

 

[tangerinegreen555]

bless

You were better as the mainliner(s) series and mnvbcxza and peacepipe11, et al...


no you fucking weren't...

 

[bu$hleaguer]

I fucked the girl in Hanson

Edit:

I just did her again. Both times double anal with a friend of mine.

 

[bu$hleaguer]

I have no recollection of why I fucked the girl in Hanson about a year ago.

here's a few tacos though:



He called it the su mama es una puta (beef fajita)



And this one is the brisket one that he called pinche gringo maricon pendejo.

Different dialect I suppose. Delicious though. Start the blow ass clock now though, I bet you I'll be screaming on the shitter at 5:45

 

[tangerinegreen555]

I have no recollection of why I fucked the girl in Hanson about a year ago.

here's a few tacos though:

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He called it the su mama es una puta (beef fajita)

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And this one is the brisket one that he called pinche gringo maricon pendejo.

Different dialect I suppose. Delicious though. Start the blow ass clock now though, I bet you I'll be screaming on the shitter at 5:45

So which tacos were more filling? The pictured ones or the girl in Hanson?

Never mind, it's none of my business any way.

#stupidquestionfor
#riuhistorian

 

[bu$hleaguer]

So which tacos were more filling? The pictured ones or the girl in Hanson?

Never mind, it's none of my business any way.

#stupidquestionfor
#riuhistorian

They were both equally filling.

i ended up making a third taco out of the dinglesludge when I blew ass at 6:30.

 

[cannabineer]

They were both equally filling.

i ended up making a third taco out of the dinglesludge when I blew ass at 6:30.

They could make that gross-out movie for cheap if they'd known about you. You are RIU's Human Unipede.