Random Jibber Jabber Thread

StonedFarmer

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When you wake up from a voda induced slumber the first choice for a drink should never be chocolate milk (approximately 400ml worth) as the vodka does not mix well in yhe belly

Why is milk.so refreshing?? I will drink all ur milk and not feel guilty.
 

StonedFarmer

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hope youre feeling better dude
Naps= a happy sf. I don't even remember napping but I killed a 26er in about 1hr. Better gey a new bottle or i will be slumming it in the bars.

Im not sure what happened but cat lady called me. I may have said some vulgar statements during my moment. Like 1:30 pm? Hope we didnt make plans cuz i got a date with more vodka

That make sense?
 

StonedFarmer

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I really don't care for canada fay celebrations. I hate vig crowds and fireworks make my cats nervous

It needs to rain this humidity is going to be the death of me.
 

Bublonichronic

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Told my manager to fuck off today, it felt pretty awesome, she wanted to fire me right there luckily the GM was there and pulled me aside and told me he's not gonna fire me cause he thinks I'm "manager material" and needs trustworthy people, so the manager of that store really hates me now
 

StonedFarmer

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Told my manager to fuck off today, it felt pretty awesome, she wanted to fire me right there luckily the GM was there and pulled me aside and told me he's not gonna fire me cause he thinks I'm "manager material" and needs trustworthy people, so the manager of that store really hates me now
Vow did the stealing work out?

I missed it i guess
 

Bublonichronic

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Vow did the stealing work out?

I missed it i guess
I got transferd to a diff store and since have had no problems with my drawer/..: I was sent back the the other store to help cause they're short people and had some words with the manager of that store and when she pretty much called me a liar I told her to fuck off..I think the GM dosent really like that manager and when he heard I told her to fuck off I became his favorite employee lol
 
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StonedFarmer

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I got transferd to a diff store and since have had no problems with my drawer/..: I was sent back the the other store to help cause they're short people and had some words with the manager of that store and when she pretty much called me a liar I told her to fuck off
Good. Learn from your lessons bro. I was a carnie for a while selling ice cream at trade shows/ festivals. I was never short in 8 years(i tink8)

My spelling is horrible but i xan handle money like a bawsss.

Ya i can do two scoops and a ounce maddam,

Anything for your child maybr a milkshake or a great goats milk vanilla childs scoop?

Yes ok 197.24 plz

Remember tip
 

StonedFarmer

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I worked in quebec for 2 weeks. I made no tips because I would say bonjour they would speak back. Id stand there staring.

I suck at the frenches
 

Bublonichronic

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I only get like 5$ in tips a day from the gamblers that are there daily, which is more than I expected..I just give them a free cup and let them drink whatever they want..I heard people have been tipped hundreds of dollars when someone wins big so I hope I'm workin when the progressive hits..the other day this fat bitch put in like 20$ and cashed out 2100 and didn't leave a dollar, fuckin bitch I gotta clean the sweat stains off the chair from your fat ass and you can leave a 5r
 

StonedFarmer

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I only get like 5$ in tips a day from the gamblers that are there daily, which is more than I expected..I just give them a free cup and let them drink whatever they want..I heard people have been tipped hundreds of dollars when someone wins big so I hope I'm workin when the progressive hits..the other day this fat bitch put in like 20$ and cashed out 2100 and didn't leave a dollar, fuckin bitch I gotta clean the sweat stains off the chair from your fat ass and you can leave a 5r
Bartend. If u somewhere good u make bank, drink lots

Be young be free do aome e listen to dnb all day
 
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