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SharkBait420

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On Friday I took a urine analysis at a Labcorps. When I gave the cup the the guy he told me that my urine looked diluted and I might get a call in 24 hours to retest. Yesterday was the 4th of July so I am unsure if they were open. Today my employer told me the results might of been delayed because of the holiday but should be in today. I didn't hear anything from Labcorp.

Would have LabCorp contacted me already if I failed?

Will LabCorp contact me before the employer?

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Cx2H

Cx2H

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I have dropped some straight water looking tests. Boss told me it was diluted and he was thinking about retesting. I freaked the fuq out and told him it was bull sheet because it was negative and I drink a sheet load of water daily and I will walk the fuq out from harassment. No retest and awesome job as dept director.

Next time get that fake urine, works like a champion no doubt.
 
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SharkBait420

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It was diluted. I drink more than 2 gallons of water that day plus too large cans of Redbull. the Red Bull was to make my piss yellow but my piss was still crystal clear.
 
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Six9

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sounds like the douche was fucking with you a little bit too. he shouldn't have said shit to you. wanted to make you paranoid all weekend.

testing for MJ is bullshit in itself, thankfully it's becoming less popular.
 
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$bkbbudz$

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The only way you will find out if you failed is if you are reading the want ads and filling out applications. Like @KryptoBud said...no one can tell how dilute a urine sample is by eyesight.

Cx2H said:
Next time get that fake urine, works like a champion no doubt.
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Agreed...I have used synthetic many times works like a charm. Unless you go to work and get handed a bottle and pointed to the john that is.
 
bigbillyrocka

bigbillyrocka

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This is the first time I have used someone else's pee (we tested it first, too) and it fuckin sucks.

Hell, I haven't needed it in over 14 years and back then, i was as clean as a whistle.

That place was so damn packed too!! I had over an hour wait with this thing pushing against me and had to pee sooo bad.. . Glad that's over.

Oh well, we'll find out the results tomorrow.
 
Cx2H

Cx2H

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bigbillyrocka said:
This is the first time I have used someone else's pee (we tested it first, too) and it fuckin sucks.

Hell, I haven't needed it in over 14 years and back then, i was as clean as a whistle.

That place was so damn packed too!! I had over an hour wait with this thing pushing against me and had to pee sooo bad.. . Glad that's over.

Oh well, we'll find out the results tomorrow.
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Keep a bottle of this laying around for stuff like that. Always works.
 
Dr. Who

Dr. Who

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SharkBait420 said:
It was diluted. I drink more than 2 gallons of water that day plus too large cans of Redbull. the Red Bull was to make my piss yellow but my piss was still crystal clear.
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LMFAO!

1: How many panel test was it?
2: Plain water drinking to clear a test is EASY for the tester to call! Any "excuse" of drinking a lot of water daily being "normal" will get you a hair test fast! Bet ya won't beat that one!

Simple solution to beat CANNABIS testing up to a 10 panel is SIMPLE!

Go to a health food store and get something called GOLDENSEAL TEA....I like the pre-made bags from ALVITA.
Make a 2 cup batch with boiling water and add the water to a thermal mug with the bag in it (add a TBL spoon of dark brown sugar to beat the taste) and let it sit for 8-10 min and squeeze the bag a few times in that. Add Ice and cool it! Drink it up to 1/2 hr before test....Have a MONSTER over a Red Bull for when you do high in-put water use to add back a washed out protein found in all pee and they have tests that include a "threashold" level for that. Monster will add back color better too. Testers LOOK for clear and they call that deceptive to those paying for the test.

This can (GoldenSeal) raise a certain protein level that can be measured in 12 and above panels and Gas Chrome testing - Be careful as that causes a re-test or a FAIL!

Now if it's a single panel THC test - just drink the GoldenSeal and pass - no "over-watering" needed!
 
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KryptoBud

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Dr. Who said:
LMFAO!

1: How many panel test was it?
2: Plain water drinking to clear a test is EASY for the tester to call! Any "excuse" of drinking a lot of water daily being "normal" will get you a hair test fast! Bet ya won't beat that one!

Simple solution to beat CANNABIS testing up to a 10 panel is SIMPLE!

Go to a health food store and get something called GOLDENSEAL TEA....I like the pre-made bags from ALVITA.
Make a 2 cup batch with boiling water and add the water to a thermal mug with the bag in it (add a TBL spoon of dark brown sugar to beat the taste) and let it sit for 8-10 min and squeeze the bag a few times in that. Add Ice and cool it! Drink it up to 1/2 hr before test....Have a MONSTER over a Red Bull for when you do high in-put water use to add back a washed out protein found in all pee and they have tests that include a "threashold" level for that. Monster will add back color better too. Testers LOOK for clear and they call that deceptive to those paying for the test.

This can (GoldenSeal) raise a certain protein level that can be measured in 12 and above panels and Gas Chrome testing - Be careful as that causes a re-test or a FAIL!

Now if it's a single panel THC test - just drink the GoldenSeal and pass - no "over-watering" needed!
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If you like your job and it's important to you, quitting is the best option.
 
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