Random Jibber Jabber Thread

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"Lou, can you post this message in TnT for me?"

I show up here and it's already posted. Telekinesisworm?

Creepy, man....wtf....
 
tangerinegreen555 said:
I never knew you didn't have T storms up there...

You release all your electrical energy with the northern lights?
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There are an amazing amount of lighting strikes in the interior of AK, but even when we lived there (for 5 years) we only experienced lightning strikes (in the far distance) twice, at our coastal home I've only heard it here three times - saw the lightning only once.

Bummer, cause I like that kinda electrical show.

BTW, I get the Northern lights ref. - Lol.
 
Took a moment in a park yesterday and it was swarmed with ppl on some Pokemon adventure via their phones and gps. All their faces were glued to their phones. It's nice that something brought them all outside but I'm not sure they noticed much. They looked like a bunch of defective drone creatures practically bumping into each other and semi pissed because there weren't enough participation prizes to be distributed.
 
Have any of you fellas ever ran you finger down your girls buttcrack and said "credit card!"? I thought it was funny, but one time Mrs Goodson said "you know if you're swiping that credit card then I better be getting some money out of it" To which I replied
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"Mrs Goodson, I didn't know you were a hooker!" lol I got punched in the arm on that one, but she laughed.

So fast forward a couple of months later. I'm about to get in the shower and she comes in to ask me a question. As I turn around to get in the shower, I feel a swift finger run down, right between my biscuits!
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I'm in mid air and all I hear is "credit card!" bahahaha we both couldn't stop laughing.
 
Gary Goodson said:
Have any of you fellas ever ran you finger down your girls buttcrack and said "credit card!"? I thought it was funny, but one time Mrs Goodson said "you know if you're swiping that credit card then I better be getting some money out of it" To which I replied
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"Mrs Goodson, I didn't know you were a hooker!" lol I got punched in the arm on that one, but we both laughed.

So fast forward a couple of months later. I'm about to get in the shower and she comes in to ask me a question. As I turn around to get in the shower, I feel a swift finger run down, right between my biscuits!
ScaredKid.gif~c200

I'm in mid air and all I hear is "credit card!" bahahaha we both couldn't stop laughing.
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One of the dudes I golf with who just got engaged but I'm pretty sure he's gay likes to do what he calls "a slippery salmon." When you're standing there doing practice swings and then you stop and are about to hit he runs up and while putting the palms of his hands together shoves his hands between your legs and slaps the insides of your thighs back and forth right under your nutsack. He yells SLIPPERY SALMON!!!! or some shit like that. Totally hit my peen one time too. Smh, that's not straight.
 
Gary Goodson said:
Have any of you fellas ever ran you finger down your girls buttcrack and said "credit card!"? I thought it was funny, but one time Mrs Goodson said "you know if you're swiping that credit card then I better be getting some money out of it" To which I replied
raw

"Mrs Goodson, I didn't know you were a hooker!" lol I got punched in the arm on that one, but she laughed.

So fast forward a couple of months later. I'm about to get in the shower and she comes in to ask me a question. As I turn around to get in the shower, I feel a swift finger run down, right between my biscuits!
ScaredKid.gif~c200

I'm in mid air and all I hear is "credit card!" bahahaha we both couldn't stop laughing.
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I can't remember ever doing that.
But one of my favorites was putting one of these in my DeWALT and well, you know
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Its the bomb diggity!
 
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