StonedFarmer
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Today was very interesting.
Random Jibber Jabber Thread
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pabloesqobar
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You and your threesomes with Asian women. I wanna be you. Fucker.
Singlemalt
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Someone has to do it Neo; pics or didn't happen
ChingOwn
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But did she smell it after?Have any of you fellas ever ran you finger down your girls buttcrack and said "credit card!"? I thought it was funny, but one time Mrs Goodson said "you know if you're swiping that credit card then I better be getting some money out of it" To which I replied
"Mrs Goodson, I didn't know you were a hooker!" lol I got punched in the arm on that one, but she laughed.
So fast forward a couple of months later. I'm about to get in the shower and she comes in to ask me a question. As I turn around to get in the shower, I feel a swift finger run down, right between my biscuits!
I'm in mid air and all I hear is "credit card!" bahahaha we both couldn't stop laughing.
Seconded - we wanna see pic's of her or, or - well, we will be forced to say something bad about you.Someone has to do it Neo; pics or didn't happen
neosapien
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Someone has to do it Neo; pics or didn't happen
Hmm, how to approach that... "Hey neighbor, my friends on the internet don't believe how hot you are and as someone who is in to networking as much as you are should be familiar with the internet phrase, "pics or it didn't happen", also someone might have also muttered the phrase "tits or get the fuck out". OK I actually muttered that phrase but I really need to look cool to my friends, can I take a picture of you?". Lol.
StonedFarmer
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Singlemalt
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Well, yeah
bu$hleaguer
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Hey is anyone else having problems with blackstepdaddy.com? Just curious because my log ins not working and I'm worried about my account being compromised. Thanks.
tangerinegreen555
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tyler.durden
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Nah. Just pretend that you're responding to a text and slyly snap a pic or two (make sure the click and flash are off). Are you new?
april
Pickle Queen
I thought phones made this noise as a security. .so people can't do this..I must be new..Nah. Just pretend that you're responding to a text and slyly snap a pic or two (make sure the click and flash are off). Are you new?
I've tried turning mine off. ..only to take sleeping baby pics...
srh88
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Get a camera app. There's some made just to be slick like that
qwizoking
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lol security..
nah there should be a setting dilly fpr dif sounds or none..or just be like me and have celly volume all the way off..
oooooor make a video, its easier anyway then screenshot the best pic
sure sure, sleeping baby pics..
ive used that excuse before
still got in trouble
nah there should be a setting dilly fpr dif sounds or none..or just be like me and have celly volume all the way off..
oooooor make a video, its easier anyway then screenshot the best pic
sure sure, sleeping baby pics..
ive used that excuse before
still got in trouble
april
Pickle Queen
Perverts always find a way. ..lol
april
Pickle Queen
Bahaha clearly you've thought this out..lol security..
nah there should be a setting dilly fpr dif sounds or none..or just be like me and have celly volume all the way off..
oooooor make a video, its easier anyway then screenshot the best pic
sure sure, sleeping baby pics..
ive used that excuse before
still got in trouble
Dude after having a baby the last thing I wanna see is genitals or naughty pics. .I clean someone else's vagina like 10 times a day..seriously my guy has learned that nudity is just part of our everyday life..shit for the first 5 weeks after my daughters birth I pretty much didn't wear a shirt..even my brother saw me pump..don't worry he's already gay..