mr sunshine

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skywalker was still a teenager as recently as last month, I can't hate him...

he's got nowhere to go but up. when I was young we would hook guys like that up with pussy, sometimes in a room with peek holes to make sure they didn't fuck up...

we quit that shit after the first 2 marriages... it's immoral to negatively affect the gene pool, as well as using up the few girls who would handle those tough assignments.
I dont wish him death but the Token black guy always dies first.




Also, nice excuse for the peep holes. Lol
 

qwizoking

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coulda started that phase transition earlier..
hes already missed some amazing moments..

now when he fucks a virgin itll be for a dif reason and well, not so magical


i know what your thinking

but itll still stain your matress, and youll always remember








i would totally be 15-21 on a loop fpr the rest of my life
fuckin uo skywalker
 

Singlemalt

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coulda started that phase transition earlier..
hes already missed some amazing moments..

now when he fucks a virgin itll be for a dif reason and well, not so magical


i know what your thinking

but itll still stain your matress, and youll always remember








i would totally be 15-21 on a loop fpr the rest of my life
fuckin uo skywalker
Yep, he's wasting a great time in life with all his millenial angsty bullshit
 

Hookabelly

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Skywalker isn't a bad kid, just lacks impulse control and has the faults all kids have; most of which can be outgrown. I suspect he'll be a pretty ok guy in 10 yrs, assuming he doesn't piss off the wrong people. Til then he needs to be slapped around a bit
Have we heard from him since he was contemplating a blowie from that guy in the park?
 
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