Why I love shoplifting from major corporations

.Pinworm.

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"The shoplifter wins her prize by taking risks, not by exchanging a piece of her life for it. Life for her is not something that must be sold away for 7-8 dollars an hour in return for survival. It is something that is her's because she takes it for herself. Because she lays claim to it. Shoplifting is a refusal of the exchange economy. It is a denial that a monetary value can be ascribed to everything."
 

VTMi'kmaq

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Sheeeeeeit i'd ripopen unilever like a pinata..........
That being said pinny lookie
image.jpeg i found KEITH STONE. lastnight. IN. Cheap farmers bar thats a liasion point for rejects from farmersonly.com. meow
 

Downtowntillman

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It's an art to it. Follow the rules and never deviate.

I've had my spurts of shoplifting. Got way to good at it. But I'm also the kind that likes to hold a conversation stoned with a LEO.

Walking away just giggling. Some panic and get nervous about it. I love it.

Love the video pin. Could not have put it better myself!
 

Aeroknow

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I got busted shoplifting metallicas ...And Justice For All right when it came out. I was with my mom shopping at payless. It embarrassed the fuck out of her. I had to pay $150 buck fine, and didn't even get to keep the tape. What kinda justice is that? Some bullshit.
 

Cannacat

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We were so fucking good at it. My ex and I would walk in with those big hemp shopping bags and just fill them up with joints of meat before walking out, or I'd fill a shopping basket with bottles of spirits with a multipack of crisps on the top and he'd take them out the basket one at a time, get the security tag off and get them down his pants, we'd get half price on the lot in the pubs. I don't miss it but I don't feel bad about it either, I'd never rob another person but corporations aren't people :peace:
 

tyler.durden

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That's the way that growing makes me feel. I was always angry or depressed working my ass off for corporate America: forced to spend my day with idiots that I hated, commuting for hours with douche bags that shouldn't have a license, the majority of my time away from my friends and family and the things I enjoy. I thought I was working toward some type of retirement security just to have almost everything wiped out during the housing market crisis. That's what really did it for me to get out of the system. If there's no real security, what the fuck was I torturing myself for? I'm so much more happy and relaxed now that I make my living by felony, while providing top shelf meds for people to help make their lives a little brighter. Cops harassing me? No problem. I make twice as much as you, fuck you, I grow. Parking tickets, speeding tickets, unfair taxes? Fuck you, I grow. It's my way of rebelling against the bullshit, and it's good for the soul...
 

dannyboy602

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That's the way that growing makes me feel. I was always angry or depressed working my ass off for corporate America: forced to spend my day with idiots that I hated, commuting for hours with douche bags that shouldn't have a license, the majority of my time away from my friends and family and the things I enjoy. I thought I was working toward some type of retirement security just to have almost everything wiped out during the housing market crisis. That's what really did it for me to get out of the system. If there's no real security, what the fuck was I torturing myself for? I'm so much more happy and relaxed now that I make my living by felony, while providing top shelf meds for people to help make their lives a little brighter. Cops harassing me? No problem. I make twice as much as you, fuck you, I grow. Parking tickets, speeding tickets, unfair taxes? Fuck you, I grow. It's my way of rebelling against the bullshit, and it's good for the soul...
I don't even think its about the money Tyler...its about not wanting to be a debt slave for naught
 

wascaptain

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As a first Sargent once stated to our company formation ............

"I would rather have 5 queers then 1 thief in my company!"
 

MonkeyGrinder

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That's the way that growing makes me feel. I was always angry or depressed working my ass off for corporate America: forced to spend my day with idiots that I hated, commuting for hours with douche bags that shouldn't have a license, the majority of my time away from my friends and family and the things I enjoy. I thought I was working toward some type of retirement security just to have almost everything wiped out during the housing market crisis. That's what really did it for me to get out of the system. If there's no real security, what the fuck was I torturing myself for? I'm so much more happy and relaxed now that I make my living by felony, while providing top shelf meds for people to help make their lives a little brighter. Cops harassing me? No problem. I make twice as much as you, fuck you, I grow. Parking tickets, speeding tickets, unfair taxes? Fuck you, I grow. It's my way of rebelling against the bullshit, and it's good for the soul...
In the event that you and I ever cross paths we're having drinks and comparing similarities/war stories.
But damn you're Tyler Durden.
Shit.
Brb gonna ask my girl what my name is.
 

BarnBuster

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Not saying I've never stolen anything, but when we do, do we sacrifice our honor and how important is that to us? If asked if you are an honorable man (woman), can we say yes? If we lie about that, does that diminish our honor even more? Do you care if people think you are dis-honorable? Can there be degrees of honor?

in before moved to Politics or Spirituality or some other shit

wow, after that I don't have to go to church today, not every day you hear this drivel from BB
 

Cannacat

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Not saying I've never stolen anything, but when we do, do we sacrifice our honor and how important is that to us? If asked if you are an honorable man (woman), can we say yes? If we lie about that, does that diminish our honor even more? Do you care if people think you are dis-honorable? Can there be degrees of honor?

in before moved to Politics or Spirituality or some other shit

wow, after that I don't have to go to church today, not every day you hear this drivel from BB
I'm not proud of my shoplifting days but I am proud that, even during the most desperate, pathetic time of my life, I never considered stealing from another person for my drug money, I never hurt anyone for my habit, shoplifting was the very lowest I sunk and that's more than a lot of junkies can say so yes, I think I have a certain kind of honour.
 
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