Why I love shoplifting from major corporations

Bublonichronic

Bublonichronic

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Today someone tryd to buy a doughnut with EBT and when I told her we don't take EBT on doughnuts she licked it and threw it on the counter, the ghetto is a interesting place to work, some really ratchet people
 
burrheadd

burrheadd

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Back in the day when they had paper food stamps just about any mom and pop store in the ghetto would pay cash for food stamps
.50 on the dollar
 
Corso312

Corso312

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I gotta admit..I love stealing shit from major corporations.. I don't get get greedy but I always get 1-2 freebies from Walmart or Home depot ...yeah yeah..call me a shitbag ..I don't give a fuck ... I call it getting even..I feel I'm overcharged n paying it back..

My tips-

1- go to the self checkout ... Its a golden goose of free shit, just act pissed off when the scale is off n it won't scan. The lazy ass worker will just scan her card or type in a number to reset it...


2- if you go to register... Find the fattest chick working..if none are fat, find the oldest... Put a pair of channel locks or something similar under 4-5 bags of mulch ..you get the idea, she ain't gonna lift up shit..just scan the top one n times it by 5 .. Sure its a little grimey..but they are the grimiest MFers in the country.. Fuck em
 
Bublonichronic

Bublonichronic

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I don't mind stealing from my job cause I'm over worked and under paid/appreciated and it's actually a pretty dangerous job especially at night n during the weekend when the hood niggas b gettin they drink on...but I won't steal from people or mom n pop shops, shit where I work we throw the hot dogs/coffee n shit away after 4 hours they lose way more money doin that then what I take by a long shot
 
dannyboy602

dannyboy602

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Corso312 said:
I gotta admit..I love stealing shit from major corporations.. I don't get get greedy but I always get 1-2 freebies from Walmart or Home depot ...yeah yeah..call me a shitbag ..I don't give a fuck ... I call it getting even..I feel I'm overcharged n paying it back..

My tips-

1- go to the self checkout ... Its a golden goose of free shit, just act pissed off when the scale is off n it won't scan. The lazy ass worker will just scan her card or type in a number to reset it...


2- if you go to register... Find the fattest chick working..if none are fat, find the oldest... Put a pair of channel locks or something similar under 4-5 bags of mulch ..you get the idea, she ain't gonna lift up shit..just scan the top one n times it by 5 .. Sure its a little grimey..but they are the grimiest MFers in the country.. Fuck em
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I fucking hate the Walton family. Fat, too rich bastards. Steaing from wallmart is a right of passage. It should be encouraged...shit, respected even.
 
bluntmassa1

bluntmassa1

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I pretty much fuck the system as hard as possible without giving any evidence don't shoplift though but when they don't ring up the dog food on the bottom of the cart I don't go back in to pay it.

But I don't pay shit for income taxes and get free healthcare for my family because I refuse to give the government my money corporations don't pay taxes why should I? :) I make decent money on legal business but I only take cash and I I don't even have a bank account. I also don't keep receipts or track of money for shit on paper do have a bit of silver saving up for my retirement after all the dollar goes down constantly silver well she has nowhere to go but up. But I do have a mortgage and have to pay property tax so I claim just enough income to fuck the system.
 
Eltomcat

Eltomcat

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I feel like a fool if I don't get something free every time I go to Wally world!

And shut up horse face!!!
 
The Outdoorsman

The Outdoorsman

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I haven't shoplifted since high school, and I have no problem people stealing from somewhere like Walmart. Mom and pop shops, different story. But just the other day I used my debit card and asked for $20 back. Lady tried to hand me $40, I told her the mistake. Dude behind me said "that's straight up honesty right there" ... Made me feel good, more than stealing a $20 would have.
 
Flaming Pie

Flaming Pie

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abe supercro said:
Kleptomania is a very real condition. I had a friend that suffered from it. It's only a matter of time before you end up with a criminal record. It makes no sense to willingly place yourself in such a vulnerable position; Hence, it's a mental illness.
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I had a problem with it up until I was 22ish. Lighters, collectors cards, and dice were mainly the focus. The thrill was addictive. It took a few scares and looking inwards to why I felt compelled to steal even though I was risking my husband's career. Luckily I was not caught while he was in the military. It took him getting pissed at me to make me question my behavior.

I try my best to pay for everything. If I notice I wasnt charged for something before I leave the store, then I will turn around and pay for it.

I think it plain wrong to steal from anyone. Somebody is working in that section and might get blamed. If enough employees or customers do it regularly it could cause the person in charge to be examined.

Plus candies and endcap items are often provided by a third party that loses money.
 
Eltomcat

Eltomcat

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abe supercro said:
Kleptomania is a very real condition. I had a friend that suffered from it. It's only a matter of time before you end up with a criminal record. It makes no sense to willingly place yourself in such a vulnerable position; Hence, it's a mental illness.
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Damn I need help. But really it's such a rush sometimes.. Sometimes I don't even know I did it lol. Second nature I guess. Only from big box stores...
 
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