I found A old bong is it safe?

[bu$hleaguer]

Op found a bong in the bushes by a random house and wants to know if it's safe to fuck it. Most responses say to not worry and that it's safe.

#riuhistorian

 

[Indagrow]

If your just gong to fuck it remember to put it back so the neighborhood kids can explore their sexuality in a safe environment.

 

[BarnBuster]

dude, really?

 

[Unclebaldrick]

I would be really, really careful with it.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

dude, really?

 

[tyler.durden]

Size it up... will it fit in there? Try it part way, If it fits in you...it probably has been in somebody else.

you know how people are...bongs and dongs do rhyme.

That's magical, like Cinderella's acrylic slipper...

 

[mr sunshine]

I was taking a fat shit and I wiped but it didn't feel clean. I get this bright idea to wet toilet paper and wipe one more time. I ran the tp under the sink and proceeded to wipe my ass again. Everything was fine untill I felt water running down the inside of my thighs , Shitty water all over my legs down to my shoes. And I didn't have any time to shower because I was running late for work, what a mistake.

 

[Olive Drab Green]

For the first few times you pack it, you should fill the bottom with pure undiluted bleach.











(except don't actually do that.)

 

[Dr.Amber Trichome]

I was taking a fat shit and I wiped but it didn't feel clean. I get this bright idea to wet toilet paper and wipe one more time. I ran the tp under the sink and proceeded to wipe my ass again. Everything was fine untill I felt water running down the inside of my thighs , Shitty water all over my legs down to my shoes. And I didn't have any time to shower because I was running late for work, what a mistake.

Haha!
get the squatty potty!!! and maybe a pack of some pre moistened prep H wipes.

 

[srh88]

I was taking a fat shit and I wiped but it didn't feel clean. I get this bright idea to wet toilet paper and wipe one more time. I ran the tp under the sink and proceeded to wipe my ass again. Everything was fine untill I felt water running down the inside of my thighs , Shitty water all over my legs down to my shoes. And I didn't have any time to shower because I was running late for work, what a mistake.

i hate those dookies.. its like trying to wipe shampoo out of your hair with toilet paper. no matter how many times you wipe it, theres more. its a shitty situation

 

[abe supercro]

I've made a few out of bamboo.
Recently made a few instabongs out of honeybears.

 

[Bublonichronic]

I would be really, really careful with it.

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I don't know if it's cause I'm on this site but when I was scrolling by that pic I though it was a penis with somthing seriously wrong with it...

 

[Grow_It_Roll_It_Light_It]

I've made a few out of bamboo.
Recently made a few instabongs out of honeybears.

I just made a diy bong with a old paintball pod with a flat bottom it has a small bowl but it hits nice and has a pull bowl to clear. The best part it that it was free. Ive been thinking about making a a bamboo bong just need to find some bamboo in my area

 

[Hookabelly]

dude, really?

 

[Unclebaldrick]

I just made a diy bong with a old paintball pod with a flat bottom it has a small bowl but it hits nice and has a pull bowl to clear. The best part it that it was free. Ive been thinking about making a a bamboo bong just need to find some bamboo in my area

Are you in SE asia? It would be convenient if you were.

 

[srh88]

Did op fuck the bong yet?

 

[VTMi'kmaq]

F

You should take a pic of the bong and make one of those lost dog signs for it. Put it in all the parks and on telephone poles and shit.

"Have you seen this bong? Did you use it as dildo? If you did, did you smoke out of it after?" Don't forget to put your phone number on it too.

Found this bong with a food benefits card inside......

 

[Indacouch]

I just made a diy bong with a old paintball pod with a flat bottom it has a small bowl but it hits nice and has a pull bowl to clear. The best part it that it was free. Ive been thinking about making a a bamboo bong just need to find some bamboo in my area

So what did you do with the bong were all obviously very seriously concerned about and have been putting our effort into helping you figure out who's dildo/penispump/pocket rocket/peace pipe or bong It Is ......did you try it out and did you make flyers ......I'd love an update

 

[Grow_It_Roll_It_Light_It]

UPDATE: I am not in southeast Asia so I cannot find bamboo
I have yet to find and fuck the bong when I found It my buddie and I were extremly high and can not find it atm.

 

[Gary Goodson]

UPDATE: I am not in southeast Asia so I cannot find bamboo
I have yet to find and fuck the bong when I found It my buddie and I were extremly high and can not find it atm.

By "fuck the bong" do you mean to slide it in and out of your anal cavity? Because if not, then you don't know how to fuck a bong properly.