The "You know its a good night..." Thread.

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Kodank Moment

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You know it's a good night when the girl you take out pukes everywhere. Holds it in all the way home and then pukes And pisses her self she is so drunk bahahaha. I warned her not to come out with me...haha. I get wild. We tore the karaoke bar up hard all faded doing baby got back and bon jovi. Did I mention the Molly? Damn good night.

Moral? You know It's a good night when your date pukes and pisses her self she is so waisted. At least she did it outside my car lol...man. Good fucking night roll it up people. One love to you all. Even timeismoney1...and I don't usually like him. He's funny though. Oh well. Things change.

Haha so not sleeping.
 
benny blanco

benny blanco

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Sounds like headache. My idea of a good night is rolling over to take a piss and looking at a girl in a thong passed out next to you
 
Luger187

Luger187

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benny blanco said:
Sounds like headache. My idea of a good night is rolling over to take a piss and looking at a girl in a thong passed out next to you
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you just rollover in bed to piss? lol

you know its a good night when you dont know where you are or what you are doing
 
bobtokes

bobtokes

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Kodank Moment said:
You know it's a good night when the girl you take out pukes everywhere. Holds it in all the way home and then pukes And pisses her self she is so drunk bahahaha. I warned her not to come out with me...haha. I get wild. We tore the karaoke bar up hard all faded doing baby got back and bon jovi. Did I mention the Molly? Damn good night.

Moral? You know It's a good night when your date pukes and pisses her self she is so waisted. At least she did it outside my car lol...man. Good fucking night roll it up people. One love to you all. Even timeismoney1...and I don't usually like him. He's funny though. Oh well. Things change.

Haha so not sleeping.
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LOL at least this chick didn't blow her finger off :lol:;-)
 
Sr. Verde

Sr. Verde

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you know it was a good night when it takes you waking up the next morning....sober....to realize how completely fucked you were the night before
 
qwizoking

qwizoking

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Hookabelly said:
It really does. Worse even if he shit his pants.
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that reminds me of a story..
i know know, everyone hates my stories, ill keep it short


i was dating this girl.
we were trippin haaaaard.
alota acid and alot of some dissociative or two

i had to go to the bathroom, we were bound to the bed, we couldnt speak, and saw better with our eyes closed. she was scared so she followed me, we kinda crawled towards the toilet, i pissed somewhere where i thought the bathroom should be qnd we discovered she had completely lost bowl control and her ass hole had thrown up everywhere..she had no idea. lol. even while tripping this was hilarious to me

so we crawl back to the bed. lay a towel down over the small amount of shit and go back to a dif dimension deciding we could only deal with it in the morning





ah good times

ivstill remember my awesome trip and everything
 
Unclebaldrick

Unclebaldrick

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qwizoking said:
that reminds me of a story..
i know know, everyone hates my stories, ill keep it short


i was dating this girl.
we were trippin haaaaard.
alota acid and alot of some dissociative or two

i had to go to the bathroom, we were bound to the bed, we couldnt speak, and saw better with our eyes closed. she was scared so she followed me, we kinda crawled towards the toilet, i pissed somewhere where i thought the bathroom should be qnd we discovered she had completely lost bowl control and her ass hole had thrown up everywhere..she had no idea. lol. even while tripping this was hilarious to me

so we crawl back to the bed. lay a towel down over the small amount of shit and go back to a dif dimension deciding we could only deal with it in the morning





ah good times

ivstill remember my awesome trip and everything
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then what happened?
 
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