What would you rate Dannie Riel out of 10? (voted sexiest woman alive)

tangerinegreen555

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$100. says the OP is white, still in HS, a virgin, extremely shy, not very intelligent and you can count on one hand all the times he smoked weed. (Mids.)

He also dreams a lot about girls he'll never have and people he'll never meet.

And although not actually gay, he would let Beiber come in his mouth if no one was watching.
 

Olive Drab Green

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$100. says the OP is white, still in HS, a virgin, extremely shy, not very intelligent and you can count on one hand all the times he smoked weed. (Mids.)

He also dreams a lot about girls he'll never have and people he'll never meet.

And although not actually gay, he would let Beiber come in his mouth if no one was watching.
I think you got it dialed in. Fire for effect.
 

cat of curiosity

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$100. says the OP is white, still in HS, a virgin, extremely shy, not very intelligent and you can count on one hand all the times he smoked weed. (Mids.)

He also dreams a lot about girls he'll never have and people he'll never meet.

And although not actually gay, he would let Beiber come in his mouth if no one was watching.
yeah, no one's gonna take that bet. it's a landslide/shoe-in, no odds involved...

although he is very fucking odd....
 

cat of curiosity

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I suspect either mentally ill or heavy user of other harder substances. He's not necessarily malignant, but his jokes are kind of shit.
i suspect 100 iq points below average, non-descended testicles, pubic hair that can actually be counted by individual hairs (in under 30 seconds), and a sometimes high/sometimes low pitched voice.

and hey, those jokes are badass to kids in middle school.... he's probably the dopest 12 year old in the entire facility!

or the dopiest...
 

Olive Drab Green

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i suspect 100 iq points below average, non-descended testicles, pubic hair that can actually be counted by individual hairs (in under 30 seconds), and a sometimes high/sometimes low pitched voice.

and hey, those jokes are badass to kids in middle school.... he's probably the dopest 12 year old in the entire facility!

or the dopiest...
Oh, shit, I didn't even consider he might just be a kid.
 

cat of curiosity

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Oh, shit, I didn't even consider he might just be a kid.
he posted a link to himself for attention/affection because he's the 'most hated teen in the world'...

he want's to have sex with the biebs...

he thinks ugly and overrated females to be hottest af ever in the history of girls...

he's a thug who met a dead guy four times...

he's a badass crip... with a love for justina beebarse's music...

wtf DID you consider? o.0
 

Olive Drab Green

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he posted a link to himself for attention/affection because he's the 'most hated teen in the world'...

he want's to have sex with the biebs...

he thinks ugly and overrated females to be hottest af ever in the history of girls...

he's a thug who met a dead guy four times...

he's a badass crip... with a love for justina beebarse's music...

wtf DID you consider? o.0
I dunno, man. If you knew the types of people I've become acquainted with..

But, yeah, my 18-year-old little brother does that Ken Jeong "Ha! GAAAY!" thing. I should have figured.
 
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