Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[StonedFarmer]

Justto keep me afloat as i tried to go home.

My idiot friend is late to set up his own fuxking event.

Im mad pissed. I went 35 min out of my way tobhelp set up.

Fuck him

 

[Bob Zmuda]

It was a tiny bumb.

i railed .2 before leaving the atairwell.

That was my fourth bouy as we call em as i waited.

Come tc!. Ill real line up

I need some typing liquor.

 

[StonedFarmer]

Now you know. Next time brIng your own.

I really would love to walk my cats but I had a few escape and 2 returnex one never did. I bet someone took him. He was the cutest MALE calico ever

 

[srh88]

I really would love to walk my cats but I had a few escape and 2 returnex one never did. I bet someone took him. He was the cutest MALE calico ever

get a leash man

 

[StonedFarmer]

I need some typing liquor.

Come drink m8 @srh88 u come over too.

Do u even cat walk bro

 

[StonedFarmer]

get a leash man

I am going to out drink ur ass for that.

Leta drink u big aissy

::angry fuxkin face::

 

[srh88]

Come drink m8 @srh88 u come over too.

Do u even cat walk bro

I am going to out drink ur ass for that.

Leta drink u big aissy

::angry fuxkin face::

ill be on in a bit man.. no liquor here though. taking a night off lol got some shit to do

 

[StonedFarmer]

ill be on in a bit man.. no liquor here though. taking a night off lol got some shit to do

Yousound like my mom

" better clean yoyr room, dont be smoking cigarettes inside and for god sakes get a job"

 

[Bob Zmuda]

Come drink m8 @srh88 u come over too.

Do u even cat walk bro

Come drink m8 @srh88 u come over too.

Do u even cat walk bro

No I don't even cat walk :/

I'm only coming to TC if @StevieBevie is in there. We were doing an age old mating dance last night. 2 bodies in the night. Touching, groping, sweating, jiggling. Release.

 

[Bob Zmuda]

ill be on in a bit man.. no liquor here though. taking a night off lol got some shit to do

Yeah this is day 2 hungover and worthless. I should probably abstain as well.

 

[StonedFarmer]

No I don't even cat walk :/

I'm only coming to TC if @StevieBevie is in there. We were doing an age old mating dance last night. 2 bodies in the night. Touching, groping, sweating, jiggling. Release.
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Idk if ahe can come to tc

Upside my tits are much perkier then herz.

Ask around bro

 

[StonedFarmer]

Yeah this is day 2 hungover and worthless. I should probably abstain as well.

Ur auch a big girl.

Id buy u dinner after sex

Or id zat fhY

 

[Bob Zmuda]

Idk if ahe can come to tc

Upside my tits are much perkier then herz.

Ask around bro

She can't. I was kidding.

 

[StonedFarmer]

She can't. I was kidding.

Arsly u were?

Ruh roh Im in trubble

 

[StonedFarmer]

No I don't even cat walk :/

I'm only coming to TC if @StevieBevie is in there. We were doing an age old mating dance last night. 2 bodies in the night. Touching, groping, sweating, jiggling. Release.
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Remember that forat night we kissed?

It was a hot humid night on the vancouver islands. The cool breeze on the beach swept over our half naked wet bodies but we wefs aure to ahelter the cocaine from the wind but knew we could keep warm together.

As the waves broke on the beach u rubbed my back with twirls like a pixie goddess...

 

[Bob Zmuda]

Remember that forat night we kissed?

It was a hot humid night on the vancouver islands. The cool breeze on the beach swept over our half naked wet bodies but we wefs aure to ahelter the cocaine from the wind but knew we could keep warm together.

As the waves broke on the beach u rubbed my back with twirls like a pixie goddess...

Lol! How could I forget!?

'Twas pure magic and wonder.

Or maybe that was the cocaine.

 

[StonedFarmer]

Lol! How could I forget!?

'Twas pure magic and wonder.

Or maybe that was the cocaine.

A bit of both

 

[StonedFarmer]

Ruh roh

 

[Aeroknow]

I just got home from being towed again. Motherfucker!
On my way back from my other pad, my radiator blew up. I barely made it to my in between destination: gold country casino. But I did, and while waiting for the tow, i won 1000 bucks on my favorite slot

 

[.Pinworm.]

I was going through my dirty laundry this morning and realized that I am a total lighter thief.