Stoners rules to not get caught by

mane2008

mane2008

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Don't walk with scale on you
when buying smoke never bring someone with you
hid that shit when you do get it phone company bags are great;) looks like you brought a new phone.
 
MrFishy

MrFishy

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Always a good idea to carry something in if you're gonna be carryin' something out? Should bad ju-ju-fall upon you as you're leaving your "friends" there's no way to prove you are leaving with anything you didn't arrive with.
 
Yeah

Yeah

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# 8 got me busted. I was driving home and saw a cop in the rearview. So i proceeded to watch him and make sure he didn't pull any funny shit. Next thing I know, I'm in the center divider and my rear view mirror is cracked, and my head hurts. Then they found my sack. :( I'll miss that car... and that bud.
 
Delta9ed

Delta9ed

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Number 3 is my problem. I sometimes forget that not everyone smokes weed. If only we were that lucky.
 
Crontonic

Crontonic

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Another rule, Look around you before busting out your cron nugz to show your buddies, you never know whos looking or watching, you dont wanna get jumped for your weed or worse arrested!
 
VansStoner1748

VansStoner1748

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I have one You can add if you feel it is necessary. If you ever get pulled over here is a good one to remember, It has saved me many times.



Always answer a cops question with an answer that restates the question. Cops Will often ask two questions in one sentince Just to confuse you.



For example, If a cop asks, "You dont have any weed in the car Right?,Mind if i search? Always answer, "No, I dont have weed in the car, And No you may not search my car.



Also Never let a cops search yopu car, Even if you KNOW there is nothing in the car, You never know what could have fallen out of a buddys coat pocket, Or What you could have left in there while you were high.
 
ElBarto

ElBarto

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Make sure your car is in good repair, tax and registration are paid up, and all the lights are working. Don't speed, don't run stop signs or red lights, don't weave erratically between lanes. In other words, don't give the cops any reason to stop you in the first place.
 
BongJuice

BongJuice

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Here's a rule that I've lived by since I was kid'

Never shit where you sleep meaning don't sell to people on your street or near your house. Word travels fast and soon the whole neighborhood will know your a dealer.
 
Nvr2Stond

Nvr2Stond

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My number one rule when it comes too cops, is that they are like mushrooms...keep them in the dark, and feed them shit
 
Big P

Big P

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i like to stash my shit in the trash can while im out chillin at the public pool or in public with erb


its the greatest feeling to smoke a joint down wind at the pool in front of ever one and know body knows. then once high i toss my cigs in the garbage with all the dope in it.


just sittin pretty in the sun high as hell and tottalyl clean:weed:
 
Big P

Big P

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holy fucking shit!! i just thought of the sickest idea!!!



ok say your a crack dealer on the curb sellin, all you have to do is tie your bag of crackrocks to a helium party ballon and serve people out of that, bam if you see the cops just let go of the ballon and let it take your stash into the atmosphere:bigjoint:


tell me how pissed the cops would be who were trying to bust you:bigjoint:


looooooool man i wish i would see smothing like that on cops:bigjoint:
 
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