Amish fucker in Oregon .....WAHOOOOO

[justugh]

hello all u crazy ass stoners


well i have 3 hours left before i leave to go to the airport
so i am prepping here 10 more bongs hits a few candies and a joint on the drive down ......i should be totally baked by the time i walk in and before it wears off walk out of the airport on the other side ....(50 mg thc candies in my pocket to keep me sitting)


i have 8 days out there ......i will be going all over the state .......so one last time a game of find the amish fucker .....as no one has seen me the price is still 50 bucks .......say hi amish fucker want to get high and u get 50 bucks

as i do not need to hide anymore when i come back i will post a pic or 3 from the places i hit ......so this is the last 50 buck round of find the amish fucker ...once pics of me are out the game drops to 20 buck

only warning i am going to type
this is the release of happy max ......i kept him locked away for years being a good boy ......not this time i am on my first real vacation in 19 years with no one i have to answer to

u want to party find me ......u want to fight find me .....u just want a pic with the guy that calls himself the amish fucker find me....u want 50 bucks find me .....u want to get stoned out of your head find me


WAHOOOO RELEASE THE HAPPY MAX

here for a hour or so if anyone wants to make a plan to meet up after that i am gone see u guys in 8 to 10 days
(by the way max is what ppl klnow me as other then the amish fucker)

 

[abe supercro]

 

[justugh]

nice song but not on my best behavior

this is more my mind set

the thing know as happy max is coming out into the world once more for a time .....all my crazy ass drug stories from my past are happy max

image a happy me .....with shit load of drugs and cash and the only thing he is looking to do is have a good time and party .....add in the fact i can dink like a fish (only one person i have ever met to match and his name is Zulu ) and i party

 

[Bob Zmuda]

 

[MjAeJdIiK]

Stop in Portland and pick up a heroin Habbit

 

[tyler.durden]

I teared up a little when I realized that you need to offer people money to meet up with you. If I were you I'd up it to $500 to even stand a chance of someone showing up...

 

[MjAeJdIiK]

I teared up a little when I realized that you need to offer people money to meet up with you. If I were you I'd up it to $500 to even stand a chance of someone showing up...

Lol

 

[mr sunshine]

nice song but not on my best behavior

this is more my mind set

the thing know as happy max is coming out into the world once more for a time .....all my crazy ass drug stories from my past are happy max

image a happy me .....with shit load of drugs and cash and the only thing he is looking to do is have a good time and party .....add in the fact i can dink like a fish (only one person i have ever met to match and his name is Zulu ) and i party

I don't know if I hate that song because I'm racist or because I'm not.

 

[mr sunshine]

Confusing times.

 

[bluntmassa1]

Hey Amish fucker want to get high?

 

[justugh]

Hey Amish fucker want to get high?

always....i spent like 800 bucks in the store buying everything i could again

 

[justugh]

Stop in Portland and pick up a heroin Habbit

use to take oxycotin back in the 90s .......got up to 4 80 mg pills a day

my liver was shutting down so my buddies kidnappend me for 10 day detox in the woods .......since then i just stick to pcp opium lsd shrooms weed ....little coke now then to clean the house

 

[VTMi'kmaq]

 

[justugh]

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awl that is sweet

 

[justugh]

pics

first one is the view from my chair

help the nice lady with her plants( just grunt work and little tweaks lady does killer weed) spend the rest of the time sitting in that chair smoking on something drinking iced tea rum and guinness

then on friday they decided they wanted to zip line ( fun but little freaky when that stoned.....do not eat the 300 mg candy before u start

 

[justugh]

after that it was down to the coast ....with all of nice lady family ....she rented the prez suite in the hotel ....2 bed rooms full kitchen dinning room full bath and half bath ....tub had jets (afterr doing the aquarium and walking the main street .....a nice muscle relaxer 3 shots of 8 year old rum and that tub just rock)....here are pics from the balcony

that is the only one that would load in and even half assed....took a pan cam but file is to big seems

ok west coast oregon is freaky the water is too cold to do anything in the ,middle of aug .........but was fun sitting on the deck getting toasted watching it


if u want to see me say something i have a super stoned pic and what i was looking at for hours while like that

 

[Unclebaldrick]

after that it was down to the coast ....with all of nice lady family ....she rented the prez suite in the hotel ....2 bed rooms full kitchen dinning room full bath and half bath ....tub had jets (afterr doing the aquarium and walking the main street .....a nice muscle relaxer 3 shots of 8 year old rum and that tub just rock)....here are pics from the balcony

that is the only one that would load in and even half assed....took a pan cam but file is to big seems

ok west coast oregon is freaky the water is too cold to do anything in the ,middle of aug .........but was fun sitting on the deck getting toasted watching it


if u want to see me say something i have a super stoned pic and what i was looking at for hours while like that

So you guys each had your own bedroom. That's nice.

 

[Eltomcat]

pics

first one is the view from my chair
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help the nice lady with her plants( just grunt work and little tweaks lady does killer weed) spend the rest of the time sitting in that chair smoking on something drinking iced tea rum and guinness

then on friday they decided they wanted to zip line ( fun but little freaky when that stoned.....do not eat the 300 mg candy before u start
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I thought you were posting a pic of yourself?

 

[justugh]

So you guys each had your own bedroom. That's nice.

well it worked out 6 of us

nice lady and hubby to main
then the 2nd one has a bathroom with 2 king beds so her kids took that and daughters bf
i look the living room ......i am a night person and these ppl are use to going to sleep 9pm 1 am ....so i took out there (sofa bed was nice ...i been on bad ones) i could come and go with out wakeing anyone

funny thing was the same cop drove by me 3 times in 5 mins the first night he sawl me walking around......the 2nd night i hit the beach little watch said i did like 5 miles 3 joints i liked the purple haze it really did taste like grape

I thought you were posting a pic of yourself?

i figured would make someone ask before i did incase i scare ppl

this is me first night there .......32 hours up whole bag of caramel thc candy couple bong hits of sfv og 30% mixed with cherry pie 26% and shots ......joint is the blue haze ......pretty good only 19% tho but still nice taste.....that was a fun day we had steaks and mashed potatoes (i love both of those things )

hahaha my face does not want to make a thumb nail ......u can click and see just know i am the amish fucker

the other pic is what was directly above my head ........u see the pic u know why i was staring up zoned out


my trees do not have that moss or liken
i ran to 3 am that day i think it was a mistake eating those space cakes after dinner they were espresso almond ( total of 39 hours)


wahooooooo......u know because of forming a LLC i can take trips to cups and go around sampling all the strains i can to pick the strains to work with ..........tax deductions......mahahahaha

 

[Eltomcat]

well it worked out 6 of us

nice lady and hubby to main
then the 2nd one has a bathroom with 2 king beds so her kids took that and daughters bf
i look the living room ......i am a night person and these ppl are use to going to sleep 9pm 1 am ....so i took out there (sofa bed was nice ...i been on bad ones) i could come and go with out wakeing anyone

funny thing was the same cop drove by me 3 times in 5 mins the first night he sawl me walking around......the 2nd night i hit the beach little watch said i did like 5 miles 3 joints i liked the purple haze it really did taste like grape


i figured would make someone ask before i did incase i scare ppl

this is me first night there .......32 hours up whole bag of caramel thc candy couple bong hits of sfv og 30% mixed with cherry pie 26% and shots ......joint is the blue haze ......pretty good only 19% tho but still nice taste.....that was a fun day we had steaks and mashed potatoes (i love both of those things )

hahaha my face does not want to make a thumb nail ......u can click and see just know i am the amish fucker

the other pic is what was directly above my head ........u see the pic u know why i was staring up zoned out
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my trees do not have that moss or liken
i ran to 3 am that day i think it was a mistake eating those space cakes after dinner they were espresso almond ( total of 39 hours)


wahooooooo......u know because of forming a LLC i can take trips to cups and go around sampling all the strains i can to pick the strains to work with ..........tax deductions......mahahahaha

Nice pic bro you look Amish as fuck!