The UK Growers Thread!

[The Yorkshireman]

This one was all smiles and wiggle round arse, lil big but everything moved the right way

This one looks like the aged Charlie Dimmock but not quite as fat, albeit covered in fucking cat hairs.

 

[zeddd]

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fuck inspections, but gotta be on it especially with rented gaffs, yrs ago when i had a council flat especially at the start the amount of times they wanted in just got silly, in the end would just lock the room up and smoke shitloads of gear around em, wasnt proper insepctions tho more maintenance etc most would happily just get stoned with ya lol

This one looks like the aged Charlie Dimmock but not quite as fat, albeit covered in fucking cat hairs.

mine was 24 looked like a slimmed down adele

 

[The Yorkshireman]

fuck inspections, but gotta be on it especially with rented gaffs, yrs ago when i had a council flat especially at the start the amount of times they wanted in just got silly, in the end would just lock the room up and smoke shitloads of gear around em, wasnt proper insepctions tho more maintenance etc most would happily just get stoned with ya lol

Yeah mines just "have you got any problems?" and a quick peek round each door just to make sure I'm not growing copious amounts of ganja in one of the bedrooms.

 

[The Yorkshireman]

mine was 24 looked like a slimmed down adele

Jammy cunt!

 

[zeddd]

Every room gets photoed everytime, this fact keeps me focused when cleaning for an inspection, there would be more evidence of weed in any house where people smoked, but what a Fkin stress, it's only a plant ffs

 

[1stblood......]

had the one tho broken toilet and really wasnt expecting the bloke to want to go into the loft for a fucking broken toilet id never been up there and didnt no there was some water tank up there, the cupboard where the loft bit was i had a assortment of various bits n bobs

when he said to me if your gonna grow weed here you really should hide it better lol i didnt no weather to laugh or cry... just kept the teas flowing n very polite lol

 

[The Yorkshireman]

Every room gets photoed everytime,

Fuck me they're keen or what?

I'd be repainting the whole gaff each run. lol

 

[zeddd]

Fuck me they're keen or what?

I'd be repainting the whole gaff each run. lol

It's all on an I pad, got notified of carpet stains and remedy on first inspection, they were right too, it's the sort of gaff that would be a good place to grow, lol

 

[The Yorkshireman]

About 250L of recycled coco, the base stock is over 3 years old now.


Going into 15 x 8L smart (type) pots made from recycled plastic bottles (I'm all about the 'sustainable' vibe!).



Giving the pots the first feed water before clone transplant.


Clones to be transplanted with a few spare, maybe for mothers..
They look a bit washed out in this pic but they're actually better than they look, my phone camera is knocking on now.
Smelly Cherry x Super Lemon Haze (Laz Fingerez cut).

 

[zeddd]

I'm too fukked to set back up gonna kip for 6 hours and get em photonic, what's the word on 36 hours darkness at 4 weeks flower lol? All bad no doubt

 

[1stblood......]

you still growing that monster yielder the jack frost was it yman?

 

[1stblood......]

I'm too fukked to set back up gonna kip for 6 hours and get em photonic, what's the word on 36 hours darkness at 4 weeks flower lol? All bad no doubt

dunno about other strains but done that plenty of times with the likes of exo and no bother, did you d-smell the van this time tho lol

 

[zeddd]

dunno about other strains but done that plenty of times with the likes of exo and no bother, did you d-smell the van this time tho lol

Lol no van cost me in bribes plus car hire, chuck em in shed spray down outside of shed with 30/70 bleach water, can't smell shit, well I can't lol

 

[The Yorkshireman]

I'm too fukked to set back up gonna kip for 6 hours and get em photonic, what's the word on 36 hours darkness at 4 weeks flower lol? All bad no doubt

Dude my last Jack Frost run I turned the lights off for a whole month while I had a mental breakdown.

A whole MONTH! No light at all, I didn't even water them for 3 whole weeks, came back, set em off again and still finished them off to a saleable degree.

I sent it all out at £140's, no complaints. LMFAO!

 

[The Yorkshireman]

you still growing that monster yielder the jack frost was it yman?

No mate I fucked the mothers when I had my breakdown.

It's Smelly Cherry x Super Lemon Haze (Laz Cut).

Left over beans from that same batch the big purple monster I did back in the day came from.

 

[zeddd]

Dude my last Jack Frost run I turned the lights off for a whole month while I had a mental breakdown.

A whole MONTH! No light at all, I didn't even water them or 3 whole weeks, came back, set em off again and still finished them off to a saleable degree.

I sent it all out at £140's, no complaints. LMFAO!

Legend

 

[The Yorkshireman]

Legend

Serious, turned the lights off and closed the door for a month.

They looked like brown crispy nearly straight dead shit when I cam back but I pulled them through with big feed and a fuck ton of light. lol

It was like doing a full reveg halfway through a flower period.

 

[zeddd]

Dude my last Jack Frost run I turned the lights off for a whole month while I had a mental breakdown.

A whole MONTH! No light at all, I didn't even water them for 3 whole weeks, came back, set em off again and still finished them off to a saleable degree.

I sent it all out at £140's, no complaints. LMFAO!

Fkin women

 

[ONEeyedWILLY444]

Im getting meat sweats from this thread

 

[zeddd]

I've got wagyu envy, never tried it so its just steak for now lol