Work & Proffesions

[mypassion]

So what is your proffesion or where you work at?
Me, programing and inspecting PCB's at a factory. It is really boring so I spend a lot the time on RIU mostly. I'm to sick of my phone...

 

[qwizoking]

proffesion?
twiceinarow

 

[bu$hleaguer]

I'm a hardcore pornography fraud analyst. I watch pornography and make sure it's not fake. 8 out of ten times it's truly pornography but sometimes they try to pass some softcore bullshit off as hardcore.

 

[farmasensist]

I'm a hardcore pornography fraud analyst. I watch pornography and make sure it's not fake. 8 out of ten times it's truly pornography but sometimes they try to pass some softcore bullshit off as hardcore.

So when the porn is titled brother fucks his sister or daddy gives daughter dick there is a 80% chance I'm watching actual incest? I feel so dirty. I thought it was fake because why would there be a third person standing there holding the camera? Is the mom the camera man?

 

[Eltomcat]

Eww^^^^

 

[bu$hleaguer]

So when the porn is titled brother fucks his sister or daddy gives daughter dick there is a 80% chance I'm watching actual incest? I feel so dirty. I thought it was fake because why would there be a third person standing there holding the camera? Is the mom the camera man?

I don't know, could be another sibling I guess. My job isn't as much to determine that a dad is fucking his daughter or something, it's more to determine that what is pictured truly is pornography. That a real penis and a real vagina exist, and that a real penis is really penetrating a real butthole or vagina. That some clothed motherfucker isn't wearing a naked suit or something. The govt doesn't want any pussy shit on the shelves, basically, they want it as depraved as possible, and I get paid to make sure that happens

 

[StonedFarmer]

I'm a hardcore pornography fraud analyst. I watch pornography and make sure it's not fake. 8 out of ten times it's truly pornography but sometimes they try to pass some softcore bullshit off as hardcore.

And sometimes it is a fake penis.

Not acceptable

 

[StonedFarmer]

I don't know, could be another sibling I guess. My job isn't as much to determine that a dad is fucking his daughter or something, it's more to determine that what is pictured truly is pornography. That a real penis and a real vagina exist, and that a real penis is really penetrating a real butthole or vagina. That some clothed motherfucker isn't wearing a naked suit or something. The govt doesn't want any pussy shit on the shelves, basically, they want it as depraved as possible, and I get paid to make sure that happens

People like you are just keeping the industry honest.

 

[bu$hleaguer]

People like you are just keeping the industry honest.

Just doing my job, man.

 

[Bob Zmuda]

im a motherfucker.

When someone's mom is in need of a deep, hard, Wet, foamy fuck-----

I'm there.

 

[srh88]

im a motherfucker.

When someone's mom is in need of a deep, hard, Wet, foamy fuck-----

I'm there.

i film it and send it off to @bu$hleaguer for review.

 

[qwizoking]

im a motherfucker.

When someone's mom is in need of a deep, hard, Wet, foamy fuck-----

I'm there.

2 years ago, midfle of September, i was about to finalize my divorce...i fucked my first mom...

i uttered these same words.. she didnt seem particularly thrilled ,

or surprised however

 

[Diabolical666]

I am a part time murder consultant

 

[qwizoking]

I am a part time murder consultant

hmmmm

ill note tgis for future reference.
i may have to eliminate this security guarrd. cause im definitely not smoking less dank weed

 

[srh88]

I am a part time murder consultant

can you ever use too much lime?

 

[Bob Zmuda]

i film it and send it off to @bu$hleaguer for review.

That's right.

And he doesn't even HAVE to view it***

He knows that shit is HARDCORE XXXXX every time.





***he still does view it though because it's always radical.

 

[srh88]

That's right.

And he doesn't even HAVE to view it***

He knows that shit is HARDCORE XXXXX every time.





***he still does view it though because it's always radical.

it is pretty intense. i always end up in the splash zone

 

[StonedFarmer]

That's right.

And he doesn't even HAVE to view it***

He knows that shit is HARDCORE XXXXX every time.





***he still does view it though because it's always radical.

I will be the judge of that.

Will I see multitple czts chasing a ball of yarn and several othwrs aleeling in the aunlight?

Side b has the tentacle and midget porn tho right?

 

[Diabolical666]

Lol tentacle..I hope thats a typo too

 

[tyler.durden]

I am an Asshole Scratcher in a large midwestern city. It's an industry I created, butt it's taking off faster than I could have imagined. It started when a dude was watching me scratching furiously through my pants, I'm mean really digging, and he asked me if I would do it for him. I agreed for $10, he gladly paid. So, I now charge $10 over the pants, and $20 under the pants, all are up to 3 minute sessions. I've got a line around the fucking block most days, a lot of regulars. I think I should raise my rates...