The watering hole

[Gary Goodson]

So I walked up to the boss and was all like
Sf: I am going for a toke!

Him: oh ok a toke

Sf: opens locker removes beer, and cigarettes

Sf *arrives outside noticing he forgot his weed commits suicide**

Hahaha you're an idiot

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Where's sassyass? I want to bust open his ass hymen.

 

[Gary Goodson]

Where's sassyass? I want to bust open his ass hymen.

I think he said there was some kind of accident. He sucked some dudes big toe clean off.

 

[bu$hleaguer]

I think he said there was some kind of accident. He sucked some dudes big toe clean off.

Maybe he did that dudes thumb in the nasty ass hand pic

 

[tyler.durden]

Always plenty of this around...

This is the ultimate handbook for mixologists looking for ingredients that go beyond exotic fruit juices and rare spirits. Driven by a commitment and passion for the freshly harvested ingredient, Semenology pushes the limits of classic bartending. Semen is often freshly available behind most bar counters and adds a personal touch to any cocktail. The connoisseur will appreciate learning how to mix selected spirits to enhance the delicate flavors of semen. The book provides useful tips that cover every detail of Semenology, from mixing and presentation to harvesting and storage advice.

https://www.amazon.com/Semenology-B...8&qid=1472508606&sr=8-1&keywords=semen+drinks

 

[VTMi'kmaq]

always nice pissing in my shorts laughing at these posts

for fucks sakes

 

[Gary Goodson]

Always plenty of this around...

This is the ultimate handbook for mixologists looking for ingredients that go beyond exotic fruit juices and rare spirits. Driven by a commitment and passion for the freshly harvested ingredient, Semenology pushes the limits of classic bartending. Semen is often freshly available behind most bar counters and adds a personal touch to any cocktail. The connoisseur will appreciate learning how to mix selected spirits to enhance the delicate flavors of semen. The book provides useful tips that cover every detail of Semenology, from mixing and presentation to harvesting and storage advice.

https://www.amazon.com/Semenology-B...8&qid=1472508606&sr=8-1&keywords=semen+drinks

I'm on my second copy. I wore the first one out and some of the pages are stuck together.

 

[tyler.durden]

I'm on my second copy. I wore the first one out and some of the pages are stuck together.

Get the kindle version. My tablet is already stained beyond repair from all the porn, anyway...

 

[VTMi'kmaq]

does it effect the touch screen? squirting hot loads on it?

 

[qwizoking]

does it effect the touch screen? squirting hot loads on it?

it does mine.. depends how your touch screen works, through static charge etc

 

[tyler.durden]

does it effect the touch screen? squirting hot loads on it?

It only works now when I touch it with my penis...

 

[VTMi'kmaq]

I gotta get a tablet

 

[qwizoking]

Always plenty of this around...

This is the ultimate handbook for mixologists looking for ingredients that go beyond exotic fruit juices and rare spirits. Driven by a commitment and passion for the freshly harvested ingredient, Semenology pushes the limits of classic bartending. Semen is often freshly available behind most bar counters and adds a personal touch to any cocktail. The connoisseur will appreciate learning how to mix selected spirits to enhance the delicate flavors of semen. The book provides useful tips that cover every detail of Semenology, from mixing and presentation to harvesting and storage advice.

https://www.amazon.com/Semenology-B...8&qid=1472508606&sr=8-1&keywords=semen+drinks

im sure I've mentioned this but..

that reminds me, this one time my ex had me bust in each vidka jello shot before cooling.. it took some time. finally had a whole batch.
watching her eat each one slowly and carefully

it was pretty hot

 

[srh88]

im sure I've mentioned this but..

that reminds me, this one time my ex had me bust in each vidka jello shot before cooling.. it took some time. finally had a whole batch.
watching her eat each one slowly and carefully

it was pretty hot

 

[april]

Wow I've never witnessed so many self proclaimed male heteros dry humping each others every word...

 

[qwizoking]

 

[srh88]

Wow I've never witnessed so many self proclaimed male heteros dry humping each others every word...

 

[qwizoking]

Wow I've never witnessed so many self proclaimed male heteros dry humping each others every word...

really?
it feels just like college in here to me

 

[Gary Goodson]

Wow I've never witnessed so many self proclaimed male heteros dry humping each others every word...

Lol that's funny. Earlier I was thinking about posting "are we just a bunch of fags, going around liking each other's posts?"

 

[srh88]

Lol that's funny. Earlier I was thinking about posting "are we just a bunch of fags, going around liking each other's posts?"