Jail Gets a Bad Rap

[Finshaggy]

FREE FINS CELLMATE!

I got his charge dropped from Organized Retail Theft to just Theft, because he didn't steal $500 worth of anything. But I couldn't get him out. His lawyer sucked too, I gave her so much stuff to work with, and she just told him to waive his trial. Court appointed lawyers (and even paid lawyers) are terrible people.

 

[Finshaggy]

People tend to be jealous of my hemaphroditism, so I only tell them one sex or the other. In your instance, I forgot that I had implied I was a man earlier, that's why I mentioned to you yesterday I was a woman. When it comes to picking a restroom, I prefer going to the ladies room.

Someone I knew from Highschool named Leeroy, but goes by Lee Lee, came in to the jail while I was there. And he had extensions and Eyelashes and everything in, and everyone that saw him/her in book in said that when he/she got there they said "Are you male or female" and he/she said "You figure it out"

And 2 guys did stuff with him/her in our pod, one of them before he/she was in our pod. And there was like a whole 3 nights of Maury in our pod. Then eventually he/she almost got in a fight with one of the guys, and a guard came in and started talking to them, and the guard said "Be the bigger man" and he said "SHE'S THE BIGGER MAN!" because Lee Lee is like a kinda fat and big black dude.

 

[Finshaggy]

Also, the Texas State Attorney General is from my home town, and he was booked in 1 week before me. Ken Paxton. They didn't even make him take his suit off, and he was only there for like 15 minutes.

And now everyone is saying that there is basically no way he is going to get convicted, like newspapers and everything, but the only reason he was indicted is because he signed a confession saying he committed 3 felonies, so if he gets off the system is truly failing.

 

[Finshaggy]

And for Ken Paxton's case, they had to bring him to our county because no other county would take him, and our county's DA is a business partner of Ken Paxton (Greg Willis I think), so he had to take himself off the case and they had to bring in a special prosecutor from Houston.

And he has committed various other crimes, like making laws that specifically gave contracts to a company he founded, and he got out of it by saying "I can't keep track of ALL my investments" LOL

 

[abe supercro]

 

[Finshaggy]

I realized the answer to my own question. I wold sue the city and maybe the lawyer, not reopen the old case, lol.

 

[Finshaggy]

I'm writing a screenplay and I have a question about making alcohol in jail.

Someone told me that in Tarrant county jail they saw someone make alcohol by mixing different stuff together. Usually when someone makes alcohol in jail it is using juice, sugar and yeast/bread.

But if someone mixed things together, it would have been done with one of the following chemical reactions. When the people in the movie meet in jail I want the Demolitions guy to do some kind of chemistry while they are there. Does anyone know what products available in jail that people use to do this?

Permanganate Oxidation: Similar to Ozonolysis, but with a stronger oxidizing agent. This causes what would be Aldehydes and Ketones in Ozonolysis to become Carboxylic Acids. This is done with Potassium Permanganate (KMnO4).

The Gringard reaction is used to make Alcohols. A Gringard Reagent is made by mixing Magnesium with any Alkyl Halide. A Grindard Reagent will react with Carbonyl compounds to form Alcohols.
Gringard Reagent + Formaldehyde = Primary Alcohols
Gringard Reagent + Aldehydes = Secondary Alcohols
Gringard Reagent + Ketones = Tertiary Alcohols

Sodium Borohydride and Lithium Aluminum Hydride can also be used with Carboxylic Acids to create Alcohols via Reduction.

 

[dannyboy602]

Yeah I understood all that

 

[abe supercro]

This is why people should just grow and smoke their own herb.

 

[Woyaboy]

I'm white though, you mentioned that may be a problem. What are my options?

Basically what you gotta do is take your pockets and turn them inside-out, so you're now walking around looking like an elephant...except something is missing. Oh Yea! You need to undo you zipper and pull your weiner out to complete the trunk. So now you're walking around with both pockets out and your weiner out and everybody is gonna be all "woah, look at the fuckin' elephant, dude", and I honestly don't know where this is going, I just hope I helped somehow.

 

[pabloesqobar]

@Finshaggy how's it going with your proposed Scheduling Order? I see you were ordered to file it no later than 9/5.

Conduct any discovery yet?

 

[mr sunshine]

I realized the answer to my own question. I wold sue the city and maybe the lawyer, not reopen the old case, lol.

I don't hand you answers because I like when you figure them out yourself. You have one of the gooder brain's in the world.

 

[Illinois Enema Bandit]

flip a few Calender's in the sausage grinder of the US prison system & jail won't be that comfy no mo lol

 

[srh88]

i think the police gave fin back all his drugs and arrested him again for them

 

[Illinois Enema Bandit]

lol that's hammered

 

[curious2garden]

i think the police gave fin back all his drugs and arrested him again for them

I think fin maybe missing a filing, among other things

 

[FlyHigh589]

Do you know who Gandhi is?

I'm only a dozen or so pages in, so I'm sure this has been stated... but.. YOU ARE NOT GHANDI!!! Stop acting like you are the savior to the inmates, stop acting like you are soooo badass that they MADE you leave jail so they can stop you from defeating and toppling the whole system.. Ya kno what would happen if more people took their cases to court?? They wouldn't run out of room and be FORCED to release inmates/stop taking new inmates... HELL FUCKING NO!! More private big profiting prisons would gladly open to "accommodate" the needs cause there is big money in "enslaving criminals"

Are you really too stupid to see that EVERYONE thinks your full of ghandi's SHIT, and that all you do is spout lies on here? Who are you trying to convince of you legal prowess and importance, us.. or yourself??

 

[Olive Drab Green]

I try not to hate on FinShaggy, because it's like picking on a mentally retarded kid, but I'm pretty positive he's on the Schizophrenia spectrum.

 

[Olive Drab Green]

I'm writing a screenplay and I have a question about making alcohol in jail.

Someone told me that in Tarrant county jail they saw someone make alcohol by mixing different stuff together. Usually when someone makes alcohol in jail it is using juice, sugar and yeast/bread.

But if someone mixed things together, it would have been done with one of the following chemical reactions. When the people in the movie meet in jail I want the Demolitions guy to do some kind of chemistry while they are there. Does anyone know what products available in jail that people use to do this?

Permanganate Oxidation: Similar to Ozonolysis, but with a stronger oxidizing agent. This causes what would be Aldehydes and Ketones in Ozonolysis to become Carboxylic Acids. This is done with Potassium Permanganate (KMnO4).

The Gringard reaction is used to make Alcohols. A Gringard Reagent is made by mixing Magnesium with any Alkyl Halide. A Grindard Reagent will react with Carbonyl compounds to form Alcohols.
Gringard Reagent + Formaldehyde = Primary Alcohols
Gringard Reagent + Aldehydes = Secondary Alcohols
Gringard Reagent + Ketones = Tertiary Alcohols

Sodium Borohydride and Lithium Aluminum Hydride can also be used with Carboxylic Acids to create Alcohols via Reduction.

Alcohol is made in prison using bread for yeast, sugar, juice, a container, and warm liquid to increase and encourage fermentation rate of the contents of the container. Usually, that warm liquid is piss.

Prisoners typically don't know the chemistry nor do they have access to the chemicals you are talking about.

 

[Singlemalt]

I'm writing a screenplay and I have a question about making alcohol in jail.

Someone told me that in Tarrant county jail they saw someone make alcohol by mixing different stuff together. Usually when someone makes alcohol in jail it is using juice, sugar and yeast/bread.

But if someone mixed things together, it would have been done with one of the following chemical reactions. When the people in the movie meet in jail I want the Demolitions guy to do some kind of chemistry while they are there. Does anyone know what products available in jail that people use to do this?

Permanganate Oxidation: Similar to Ozonolysis, but with a stronger oxidizing agent. This causes what would be Aldehydes and Ketones in Ozonolysis to become Carboxylic Acids. This is done with Potassium Permanganate (KMnO4).

The Gringard reaction is used to make Alcohols. A Gringard Reagent is made by mixing Magnesium with any Alkyl Halide. A Grindard Reagent will react with Carbonyl compounds to form Alcohols.
Gringard Reagent + Formaldehyde = Primary Alcohols
Gringard Reagent + Aldehydes = Secondary Alcohols
Gringard Reagent + Ketones = Tertiary Alcohols

Sodium Borohydride and Lithium Aluminum Hydride can also be used with Carboxylic Acids to create Alcohols via Reduction.

Oh yeah, all these chemicals are readily available to people in jail, except in Calif; required Prop 65 labeling (cancer, reproductive harm, birth defects)