Angelina divorces Brad because he smokes too much weed.

[StonedFarmer]

she's a ugly hag anyway,15 years ago she was still hot but now she needs CGI to look hot,in public she looks like lilly fuckin Munster she's so worn out

brad has millions of bucks & his own plane so why be sober & have to look at that skank all day

You seem very emotionally invested in this.

Carry on.

 

[qwizoking]

Lol

 

[Illinois Enema Bandit]

You seem very emotionally invested in this.

Carry on.

well yeah ! I've had it out for those two ever since she ditched Billy Bob Thornton.

Billy gave her anal sex on the way to the Oscars and she liked it,on the red carpet she was still walking funny from the anal beating Billy gave her in the limo not 15 minutes earlier

 

[srh88]

well yeah ! I've had it out for those two ever since she ditched Billy Bob Thornton.

Billy gave her anal sex on the way to the Oscars and she liked it,on the red carpet she was still walking funny from the anal beating Billy gave her in the limo not 15 minutes earlier

 

[Marijuana Mercenary]

Gotta love ol Billy

 

[StonedFarmer]

You have a gif for every. Comment

Fricking cool

 

[Diabolical666]

 

[Six9]

This snotty bitch at work was just gossiping about this... "yeah Brad Pitt is addicted to marijuana so she's divorcing him."

Fuck that old bitch Brad! Spark one up and take your pick of younger wenches.

 

[Illinois Enema Bandit]

best x-mas movie ever !

even better than the classic " Christmas Story " where kolchack the night stalkers wife kept telling the kid he'd shoot his eye out with that fukin red Ryder bb gun

 

[Illinois Enema Bandit]

This snotty bitch at work was just gossiping about this... "yeah Brad Pitt is addicted to marijuana so she's divorcing him.".

as soon as that bitch u work with claimed somebody was " addicted" to weed you had the legal right & moral obligation to give her a solid kick to the puss for being so stupid lol

 

[Singlemalt]

You seem very emotionally invested in this.

Carry on.

LOL

 

[Big_Lou]

as soon as that bitch u work with claimed somebody was " addicted" to weed you had the legal right & moral obligation to give her a solid kick to the puss for being so stupid lol

Lot of anger towards women, eh? Still struggling with that impotence/microphallus?

 

[Bublonichronic]

I think Jolie misunderstood Brad's intention with their children. He was simply training them for fight club, and subsequently project mayhem. He really should have hidden the weed better. C'mon Brad, it's the first rule of toke club. Only after we lose everything, are we free to do anything...

Well you summed up the movie Nicely..i am jacks nipple ? I always wondered was jack who he was before he created Tyler Durden? I figured he wrote that shit as Tyler for his other ego to find, like that's how he was created via jacks emotions he buried

 

[Illinois Enema Bandit]

Lot of anger towards women, eh? Still struggling with that impotence/microphallus?

social justice warrior rant

back to my little pony land with you where there's candy corn rainbows & everything is PC and full of safe spaces,there's dangerous sexists afoot here ya know

 

[Drowning-Man]

as soon as that bitch u work with claimed somebody was " addicted" to weed you had the legal right & moral obligation to give her a solid kick to the puss for being so stupid lol

Right in the Taco

 

[Big_Lou]

social justice warrior rant

back to my little pony land with you where everything is PC and full of safe spaces,there's throwbacks and brainless sexists afoot here

I see you managed to slither out of the politics section.....don't you have a Drumpf hate rally to attend? Don't be too frightened, though - My granny had dementia and she'd do things like yell at the TV and spout hateful stuff, too.

 

[Illinois Enema Bandit]

I see you managed to slither out of the politics section.....don't you have a Drumpf hate rally to attend? Don't be too frightened, though - My granny had dementia and she'd do things like yell at the TV and spout hateful stuff, too.

more sjw captain planet rants lol

millennial sjw captain planet

 

[zeddd]

Seriously I heard of brad pit but whose that bitch with the cray look, eyes are fukin mad

 

[curious2garden]

Because of weed, huh. There goes my chances if hitting that.

Nah nah it was because of the 'children'. You and her could make some beautiful babys! Get on it and report back.

 

[qwizoking]

Nah nah it was because of the 'children'. You and her could make some beautiful babys! Get on it and report back.

Lol
You know when your in bed with a chick and all of a sudden she says "when I get pregnant"?
Or we would make the cutest babies...

That's when you know you have a keeper .... Or something


I found my kinda keeper (ex wife) when she carved my name into her hand then tatted over it.first week we were dating

Me and @StonedFarmer like bitches cray