i grew a toy! plse advice.

[Roger A. Shrubber]

and quit peein on em. go to walmart and get some MGO fertilizer at least. and use about half what it says to.
then get online and order some nutes. i suggest GH, General Hydropnics for starters, they have the basic set of 3 for about 25 bucks, you can add Armor si, a small bottle of Rapid Start, Florablend, and liquid Kool Bloom for about another 50 bucks. if you go about 2/3s what they say that set ought to last you close to a year, for about 75 bucks. and you can grow some real plants with it. as long as you get some lights that didn't come out of Barbie's dream house.

 

[twalte]

I'd cut out the 3x per week coconut water treatment too if you haven't figured that out already....stuff has a PH of 4.5-5 which is too acidic.

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

I'd cut out the 3x per week coconut water treatment too if you haven't figured that out already....stuff has a PH of 4.5-5 which is too acidic.

yeah, soil is 6.0 to 7.0, bounce around between 6.2 and 6.8, with frequent stops at 6.5

 

[R1b3n4]

i dilute my pee 20x!...these pics will explain better...plse....i dont get what i did wrong?....where do i even start?
and yup...buwahaha it is!

Right to start with what amount of money do you have to spend on upgrading stuff as thats gonna be the most limiting factor etc

 

[Damplamp]

Pissing on your plants is bad mmmkay, just remember if you French fry when your sposta pizza your gunna have a bad time

 

[verny]

tnk u all so much...in all honesty.....will my palm tree even flower?....im about to get some new seeds{mazar.cookies,}....what would u guys do with e palm tree if it was urs?...can i nute it back to some decent shape?...or should i give it to my neighbours kids and focus on my mazar{now i truly feel like forrest gump}....gump on weed growin weed on a budget....

damn!...i even started a new email add after i started growing!...called it og kush.....il stick to verny.

 

[KryptoBud]

tnk u all so much...in all honesty.....will my palm tree even flower?....im about to get some new seeds{mazar.cookies,}....what would u guys do with e palm tree if it was urs?...can i nute it back to some decent shape?...or should i give it to my neighbours kids and focus on my mazar{now i truly feel like forrest gump}....gump on weed growin weed on a budget....

damn!...i even started a new email add after i started growing!...called it og kush.....il stick to verny.

I wouldn't give it to anybodies kids unless you're lookin for an ass kickin. Less urine, water, coco juice and more light would be a good start. Repotting them might be a consideration to get the roots outta the toxic sludge they're sitting in. Read the stickies (the threads with the red thumb tacks at the top of each forum) do that and you'll be on your way if you're not trolling.

 

[Damplamp]

Pretty sure this guy is some sort of something

 

[KryptoBud]

Pissing on your plants is bad mmmkay, just remember if you French fry when your sposta pizza your gunna have a bad time

You think pissing on your plant is bad some people drink their own urine everyday. It's called Urine therapy and supposed to cure a lot of illnesses. Personally I'd rather be sick.

 

[Damplamp]

You think pissing on your plant is bad some people drink their own urine everyday. It's called Urine therapy and supposed to cure a lot of illnesses. Personally I'd rather be sick.

Oh I know haha have you seen that video of that lady she does it every day loves it even gargles it as mouth wash

 

[verny]

I GIVE UP......none of the nutes u guys use i can get in the draconian state i call home!..shipping costs more than e nutes!...any kind soul out there willing to yoda this skywalker thru my next "grow"?{auto mazar,cookies and west coast og}...its ok....when u done laughing{felt e force?}....do consider the intense good{weed} karma ul get!...and i promise to pass it on.....and yoda gets bragging rights!..

OR....if the kind folks at canada would consider me as a medical marijuana refugee?...il start my next grow there!
meanwhile...would any kind yoda pls check out e nute im currently using....and do u spot anything i can use at e website i linked?

http://www.ecocityhydroponics.com/lushgro-hydro-liquid.html{foliar feed 2x a week with this}

 

[verny]

http://www.theecologist.org/green_green_living/gardening/605742/urine_the_ultimate_organic_fertiliser.html

wax in....wax out...................who,s e yoda now huh!

 

[verny]

http://agris.fao.org/agris-search/search.do?recordID=PH1998010080

and.....wax in again....

 

[KryptoBud]

Oh I know haha have you seen that video of that lady she does it every day loves it even gargles it as mouth wash

No i've seen one with joe rogan doin it on youtube

 

[Budzbuddha]

Try unicorn pee ....

 

[verny]

im gonna get stoned.....any vegan ganja girls{milfs} in canada need a tantric master who loves the plant and does yoga and has half a brain still intact?...marry me...make me canadian.....and il make u very happy!!!!

 

[KryptoBud]

http://www.theecologist.org/green_green_living/gardening/605742/urine_the_ultimate_organic_fertiliser.html

wax in....wax out...................who,s e yoda now huh!

This isn't anything new. A month from now let us now how it smells indoors. Believe it or not some folks also use shit to fertilize plants. They call it manure, but its still shit.

 

[verny]

lol!....just trying to do my part for mother earth krypto bud!....goin organic.

 

[Damplamp]

lol!....just trying to do my part for mother earth krypto bud!....goin organic.

Where are you located on this planet ? And don't say endor

 

[KryptoBud]

I have a secret organic ingredient i'll share but don't tell anyone.
During the last week of flower foliar feed with 2 cups of Sasquatch semen. Preferably from a left handed one that walks with a limp. It'll take some searching but, if you can find one you'll have the stickiest bud ever. Bring some jack links, happy hunting