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Bublonichronic

Bublonichronic

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.Pinworm. said:
^ That is smart as fuck.

@pablo - I referred him. He is with me. Settle down, butthole...
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One time my brother was really pissing me off so I threw the rotty on him in the pool, I didn't think he would get fucked up as bad as he did, but a rotty frantically trying to swim claws out will tear human skin to pieces
 
Bublonichronic

Bublonichronic

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The chihuahua is my favorite dog right now, but how do you not love those things theyr like permenently glued to your leg and sneak kisses any chance they get
 
.Pinworm.

.Pinworm.

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Hey, @cannabineer ! I found the coolest song with tons of prescription drug puns, and totally thought of you. Check it out:


I've been called an OxyMoron
Because I question which drugs our war's on
Why are there more drug stores than liquor stores you can score on
The healers have become the harmers
They're just pharmaceutical farmers
What we used to call dealers
We now call doctors
I might be a CD Cynic
Cause that crack house is now a clinic
It's time they change the name of the oath to
The hypocritic or the parasitic

It isn't Adderalltruistic
By overprescribing
How can we fight them in a Suboxone ring
I'll throw a Prozacuzation
With a Subketamining
They'll say my fears are Quaaludacris
They should be Ativanishing

With every Demeroltercation
They'll have a good Xanaxplanation
You're just Cialistrated
Cause we made your dick deflated

It's OxyMoronic
It's OxyMoronic

It should be doctors getting busted
For their Klonopinions we trusted
We're not the sinners, they're the ones
That served us the Vicodinners
I don't want to be an alarmist
But in that harmacy there's a harmacist
And those scripts are making us Paximple minded pacifists

Don't think that I AmBien crazy
The medical industrial complex
Keeps us Viagravated and hard to come
Because of Percosex
How can we Hydrocondone
Their blatant misconduct
They don't care for patients
They care about pushing product

Are you OxyMoronic
For wanting your daily chronic
And making your mom's house hydroponic
You're OxyMoronic

I've been called an OxyMoron
For getting my metaphor on
Linoleum is a Flooron
I'm an OxyMoron

It's time to be alarmed
We're not being healed, we're being harmed
Our country's being factory farmed
It's OxyMoronic
It's time to sound the alarma
We can't put our faith in karma
We got a common enemy
And they're called Big Pharma
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It even takes a dig at big pharma. That is pretty socially responsible for a punk band!
 
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