"Do you have a little or a lot?"

[staygreener]

I had a run-in with the police in very illegal state. My guess is he was 80% sure I was in possession of marijuana (because of the smell) when he asked me: "Do you have a little or a lot?" (paraphrasing)

Is this what they're teaching in cop school these days? It's a pretty good question, the fact that a "yes/no" type of question is phrased wherein you implicate yourself with either provided answer. I was at a loss for a few seconds, decided it was better to come up with a good answer (and come off high) than blurt out something stupid (and try to play it cool).

I wish not to give specific details, but all is well.

 

[texasjack]

Typical cop trick

 

[ttystikk]

I had a run-in with the police in very illegal state. My guess is he was 80% sure I was in possession of marijuana (because of the smell) when he asked me: "Do you have a little or a lot?" (paraphrasing)

Is this what they're teaching in cop school these days? It's a pretty good question, the fact that a "yes/no" type of question is phrased wherein you implicate yourself with either provided answer. I was at a loss for a few seconds, decided it was better to come up with a good answer (and come off high) than blurt out something stupid (and try to play it cool).

I wish not to give specific details, but all is well.

What was your response? If it worked, we'd like to know!

And if it didn't, well, kinda need to know that too.

 

[staygreener]

I didn't answer the question.

Looked at him straight in the eye and asked if I was under arrest ("being detained" is the appropriate term I think). The answer was "no". He tried to ask the question again, implying that if it's a little (it wasn't) it could be dealt with (rofl). I looked straight back at him, apologized (shouldn't have), and told him to present a warrant. He said that he would get one (he didn't) and tell my landlord (he didn't). Other than weed, I'm a law abiding straight laced white guy, I had never had an experience like this with police before; I was also tripping balls on a strong indica (sweet seeds green poison).

I've changed my habits (no smell), think I know the name of the bitch that called the cops, and am trying to plan revenge when appropriate. This cunt probably thinks she's doing the public good by calling the cops on someone relaxing in their own apartment.

 

[disratory]

then let her think you got caught...

 

[Highpotummyes]

Did he come to your apartment? I wouldn't ever answer a knock n talk ever again. How did you change your habits to limit smell? (Apartment pretty ballzy dam) How did you get the cop off your dick? How will you reap vengeance

 

[staygreener]

Yeah it was my apartment. I moved from a migrant/hispanic neighborhood where nobody cared to a very quiet neighborhood, so it took me some time to adjust.

On smell... simply using a spoof (carbon prefilter mesh & dryer sheets inside of a pvc pipe) and not doing it in the room next to the hallway worked. I was super ballsy, combusting 10 feet away from the hallway; I realize now that my previous neighborhood just tolerated me.

On revenge... sigh. I don't know. It's not worth my time, but it would feel so good.

You bring up an important point. I fucked up. I knew it the moment I opened the door and saw that cop. Don't answer the fucking door. However, it worked out in my favor this time. I kept him busy until the office closed, this way when he went to tell my landlord, nobody was there, so it was just not worth his time to go beyond that (my assumption, never heard from landlord). Don't answer the fucking door, I got SUPER lucky. I live in a very illegal state, but I live in a liberal area. I don't deal, I would never deal, so I hope they (he) figured a "scare" was enough and that I wasn't hurting anybody.

 

[tharoomman]

Yeah it was my apartment. I moved from a migrant/hispanic neighborhood where nobody cared to a very quiet neighborhood, so it took me some time to adjust.

On smell... simply using a spoof (carbon prefilter mesh & dryer sheets inside of a pvc pipe) and not doing it in the room next to the hallway worked. I was super ballsy, combusting 10 feet away from the hallway; I realize now that my previous neighborhood just tolerated me.

On revenge... sigh. I don't know. It's not worth my time, but it would feel so good.

You bring up an important point. I fucked up. I knew it the moment I opened the door and saw that cop. Don't answer the fucking door. However, it worked out in my favor this time. I kept him busy until the office closed, this way when he went to tell my landlord, nobody was there, so it was just not worth his time to go beyond that (my assumption, never heard from landlord). Don't answer the fucking door, I got SUPER lucky. I live in a very illegal state, but I live in a liberal area. I don't deal, I would never deal, so I hope they (he) figured a "scare" was enough and that I wasn't hurting anybody.

Don't open the door!

But I will add this : if an LEO really wants in, you're fucked. Cause they will find a way in...

I see all these posts telling people not to talk to them, don't give consent, Etc. which is good and is what you are suppose to do, but if they have good reason to think you have something, AND they want to get you on it, sorry for your luck...

 

[LowRider97]

He didn't want to waste his time on some BS paperwork but has to show up to clear the call with dispatch. Been there done that. I'm assuming your hallway isn't open to the elements but enclosed. Makes it real easy to find out who smokes.

 

[ttystikk]

Set up an exhaust vent so smell doesn't leak out of your apartment. Put a carbon filter on the vent if you feel it's necessary.

 

[staygreener]

I'm assuming your hallway isn't open to the elements but enclosed.

Yeah, I now smoke in my bathroom with the fan on. If I'm going to smoke a TON then I'll use my spoof (carbon filter + dryer sheets). Since my bathroom is at the opposite end of my apartment from the front door, it stops all/most airflow to the main corridor via negative pressure. It's an inferior existence and I will always miss having a bong in arm's reach of my computer, never knew how good I had it.