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bu$hleaguer

bu$hleaguer

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I know that fuck. He came in and asked if he could put his magazine in the lobby like 4 years ago. I didn't know who he was and just assumed he wasn't a crazy fuck and infowars ended up being in a rack for a few months in our lobby. After a few months I picked one up finally and was like wtf is this shit?

When he came back with another delivery the next time I met him at the door and told him I didn't want any more of his magazine, it wasn't right for our guests. He got all fuckin pissed and sped out of the parking lot, but came back like 10 minutes later and threw two fucking stacks of them at the door. I gave him the finger and threw them in the dumpster.

He would send his fucking crazy delivery guys to my place and leave stacks of them by our front door, knowing full well I was throwing them in the dumpster immediately. My manager yelled at him and they gave each other the finger while screaming fuck you at eachother in the parking lot another time.

It happened a few times more until I waited for his fucking ass at like 4am and when his guy drove up I busted out through the door and threw his fucking infowars rack and a stack of the magazines in it out into the parking lot next to his shitty pickup truck. I didn't have to say a word, the dude just threw it in reverse and they never came back.

Fuck the guy. He's a fucking weasel.
 
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schuylaar

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bu$hleaguer said:
I know that fuck. He came in and asked if he could put his magazine in the lobby like 4 years ago. I didn't know who he was and just assumed he wasn't a crazy fuck and infowars ended up being in a rack for a few months in our lobby. After a few months I picked one up finally and was like wtf is this shit?

When he came back with another delivery the next time I met him at the door and told him I didn't want any more of his magazine, it wasn't right for our guests. He got all fuckin pissed and sped out of the parking lot, but came back like 10 minutes later and threw two fucking stacks of them at the door. I gave him the finger and threw them in the dumpster.

He would send his fucking crazy delivery guys to my place and leave stacks of them by our front door, knowing full well I was throwing them in the dumpster immediately. My manager yelled at him and they gave each other the finger while screaming fuck you at eachother in the parking lot another time.

It happened a few times more until I waited for his fucking ass at like 4am and when his guy drove up I busted out through the door and threw his fucking infowars rack and a stack of the magazines in it out into the parking lot next to his shitty pickup truck. I didn't have to say a word, the dude just threw it in reverse and they never came back.

Fuck the guy. He's a fucking weasel.
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+rep :clap:

I don't care what @UncleBuck says..:lol: jk

Awesome post!
 
.Pinworm.

.Pinworm.

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schuylaar said:
As opposed to Margot Kidder crazy?..she was the original you know:wink:
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LOL. I was driving home from this new hole in the wall hipster coffee place down the hill that just opened (ordered a caramel macchiato with 4 shots, sooo yummy) was playing this on my phone, and when he started calling her a demon, I spilled half all over my jeans. So worth the laugh though. :lol:
 
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schuylaar

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.Pinworm. said:
LOL. I was driving home from this new hole in the wall hipster coffee place down the hill that just opened (ordered a caramel macchiato with 4 shots, sooo yummy) was playing this on my phone, and when he started calling her a demon, I spilled half all over my jeans. So worth the laugh though. :lol:
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But Obama and Clinton are demons and smell like sulphur.

It was the 'smell like sulphur' that got me.
 
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spandy

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He's bat shit crazy, and has a net worth of over 8 million. Geez, what a dumb dumb.

Get back to work the lot of you, you aren't worth 8 million and have bills to pay...
 
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