Lol., No don't kill him. Just prank him from now on. When he goes to work grab his toothbrush and clean the toilet in the dirtiest areas then just rinse it and put it back. Use your imagination, but don't let him find out its u or he might jizz next time in your bed.
Maybe you shouldn't live with your mom. Crazy concept I know.aint scared of no chemicals
Fuck it. My mom knows I grow weed, she dont give a fuck. The dude shes with is a different story.
Its cool, Ill just drink all day instead of smoking bud