The UK Growers Thread!

The Yorkshireman

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I fucking hate bleach, the Mrs is banned from using it in my house.

She has a habit of pouring bucket loads down the bog without saying anything and then I'll go in for a piss, lift the seat and BOOM!

Can't fucking swallow for hours.
 

theslipperbandit

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Having a good mate with you will usually help and it will make u laugh n be silly so it's really easy to make the trip work for u but just keep the environment safe and have a mate just melt away
 

theslipperbandit

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Yeah I do have a little of that in me I guess, not a full schizoid though haha.
How the fuck u growing pot then lol a little paranoia is good but u got one life mate and every1 that's done acid or any trippy compound will tell u that it'll actually blow ur fuckin mind.you'll have such a new found respect for everything around u and I'm not a mother fuckin hippie and I'm atheist to fuck but that's what I'd consider as close to a spiritual experience one Can get
 

The-Budster

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How the fuck u growing pot then lol a little paranoia is good but u got one life mate and every1 that's done acid or any trippy compound will tell u that it'll actually blow ur fuckin mind.you'll have such a new found respect for everything around u and I'm not a mother fuckin hippie and I'm atheist to fuck but that's what I'd consider as close to a spiritual experience one Can get
Well there are times where it is like the scene on Goodfellas where he is being chased by the Helicopter haaha.In a sweaty para mess But I just make it through the day somehow lol
 

theslipperbandit

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Meanwhile in man land, we have a jet wash. :lol:
Dude she brushes twice before she vacuums then mops then dry the floor...this happens a few times a week man shes Herman she's a hard brush for the bleach wash outside n there I am smoking a joint saying she's an eejit (5+yrs of love there lads)
But fuck it my house is always spotless she hates my smoke laying about so is always stashing my gear when I forget n she doesn't even smoke
 

The Yorkshireman

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Dude she brushes twice before she vacuums then mops then dry the floor...this happens a few times a week man shes Herman she's a hard brush for the bleach wash outside n there I am smoking a joint saying she's an eejit (5+yrs of love there lads)
But fuck it my house is always spotless she hates my smoke laying about so is always stashing my gear when I forget n she doesn't even smoke

I wish I had a bird like yours, mine's a fucking slob.

Does fuck all but pour bleach down the bog. :roll:
 

The Yorkshireman

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You know I love the Mrs being away.

I can do stuff like get the drill out and build shroom boxes at silly o'clock without anybody pecking my head about the retired hag next door.

.......:hump:
 

oscaroscar

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Ive drunkenly bought a leaf blower online yrs ago..had no idea I'd that one click by thing on amazon enabled
I've got a leaf Hoover. It's noisy as fuck and chews up most stuff including cat shit. That was fucking awful. Not as bad as the dog eating cat shit just after his dinner then throwing the lot up on the cream living room carpet ffs
 
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