Sarcastic Pro-Trump Thread. A place to humor TRUMP!ists

[Unclebaldrick]

With the election won, let's make the Trump supports feel better about themselves.


Wow. Those Podesta emails are pretty damning.

Wow. Those Operation Veritas videos really opened my eyes.

Hillary doesn't have a chance.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Meanwhile while Hillary " rests ," today after the brutal ass kicking the Donald served her corrupt ass with last night,the Donald flew to Ohio,got up bright n early,then attended another massive voter rally where he addressed thousands of Americans.

While Hillary rests & recovers the Donald dominates another days news cycle,in a lame attempt to tilt the news cycle our corrupt lame duck president gives a press conference,supposedly on healthcare,but turns out to be a failed attempt to change the news cycle from Trump giving Hillary a viscous beating at last nights debate .

I had so much fun watching Hillary go down in flames I can't help but listen to this song over & over,laughing

Nina knocks it out of the park like Donald took Hillary's head off

That totally sucked last night. Hillary looked so frail. Donald has a masterful command of words and policies. He brought a lot of fresh ideas out last night. I salute him.

The Dodgers really outplayed the Cubs. Don't let the score fool you.

 

[srh88]

nobody respects women more than donald trump. hes never touched a pussy in his life

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Are we gonna act like this dumb bitch didn't just tell the whole world that the nuke missile response time is 4 mins?

IKR? It is the elephant in the room. The MSM won't even talk about it!

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Trump never touched any pussy that I know


You know what that means, bros


I for Innocent, baby!

 

[srh88]

IKR? It is the elephant in the room. The MSM won't even talk about it!

missiles are so fab

 

[Unclebaldrick]

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CNN? YouGov? Washington Post?! When even these sources are saying trump won the third debate you KNOW he crushed it!​

Yep. He crushed it. He'll probably even get more than 50% of the black vote.

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Trump was born right here in the USA



unlike 'some people'.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Trump never touched any pussy that I know


You know what that means, bros


I for Innocent, baby!

Yes he did!

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Yes he did!

Touching the bush don't count.

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Trump will get the gov't. off people's backs and stop abortion

Especially those ones 2 days before the due date which is when they do almost all of them

 

[srh88]

Trump will get the gov't. off people's backs and stop abortion

Especially those ones 2 days before the due date which is when they do almost all of them

well a failed 2 day before birth abortion is how eric trump was made. you cant knock the guy for hating them. its all you lefties that are fetus murderers. i bet you all take the fetus home and eat it with your lefty fetus eating friends at a lefty fetus festival for left hand lefty fetus eaters

 

[tangerinegreen555]

well a failed 2 day before birth abortion is how eric trump was made. you cant knock the guy for hating them. its all you lefties that are fetus murderers. i bet you all take the fetus home and eat it with your lefty fetus eating friends at a lefty fetus festival for left hand lefty fetus eaters

Dynasty!

 

[rkymtnman]

Awhile ago I was in Trump Tower and rode up the elevator with Melania. I grabber her right by the pussy. Then I felt her hairy balls.

 

[rkymtnman]

Awhile ago I was in Trump Tower and rode up the elevator with Melania. I grabber her right by the pussy. Then I felt her hairy balls.

that wasn't very pro Trump. let me try again.


Trump TV is gonna be my best deal ever!

 

[SneekyNinja]

Trump is so sexy and has a massive penis.

When he's president I hope he shows us all his massive penis whilst grabning America's pussy and making her "great again".

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Will the congregation please rise and join in the singing of a hymn to worship our Donald

 

[Big_Lou]

well a failed 2 day before birth abortion is how eric trump was made. you cant knock the guy for hating them. its all you lefties that are fetus murderers. i bet you all take the fetus home and eat it with your lefty fetus eating friends at a lefty fetus festival for left hand lefty fetus eaters

How can you not want to attack this with a claw hammer?
(shudder)

 

[rkymtnman]

Will the congregation please rise and join in the singing of a hymn to worship our Donald

no need for you folks to tithe either. i'm funding my own campaign.

 

[srh88]

has a massive penis.

obviously! have you seen his hands? tremendous..bigly