Kludge
Well-Known Member
Prophecy, when will you give up this false idolatry and start following our true lord and savior?! I know you have your own beliefs but I will ignore those as I clearly know what is better for you. So I will pray, in your name, to the mighty one that you might be enlightened and lead from your unholy, blasphemous church of the false god. I will pray that you give up your life of sin and instead turn to the light of...
Praise be to the almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster, hallowed be His name. Lord of lords, King of kings, bow down before him in humility or suffer eternal damnation in a lake of luke warm Jello(TM) brand gelatin product while being forced to listen to Muzak remakes of Barry Manilow songs. And let me tell you, you do NOT want to go through that, it's really uncomfortable and the Jello starts to cause a rash after a few days and then you're really in hell.
Praise be to the almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster, hallowed be His name. Lord of lords, King of kings, bow down before him in humility or suffer eternal damnation in a lake of luke warm Jello(TM) brand gelatin product while being forced to listen to Muzak remakes of Barry Manilow songs. And let me tell you, you do NOT want to go through that, it's really uncomfortable and the Jello starts to cause a rash after a few days and then you're really in hell.