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[congo5150]

G'day!

Came up with a copy and paste message on ok cupid that worked 60 percent of the time. All the time. It goes something like this.

Good job you won... after extensively analyzing your profile... you are the lucky girl I chose to get to know me better... But seriously you have a beautiful smile that melts the heart and penetrates the soul. im gonna put you in this new colgate commercial that im making, when can you start.

Then some cunt made a blog about it now the streak is over. Heres the blog

http://hubpages.com/relationships/OKCupid-Form-Messages

 

[qwizoking]

Reported

 

[cannabineer]

Some of us consider not starting with a blatant lie to be an all 'round better strategy. But whatever works ... some of us have trouble attracting warm breathing humans (forgive if I presume) on our looks or personalities.

 

[congo5150]

or heres a good one..

lets take things to a nude erection (new direction)

i like that you're smart and passionate.. i see a big part of myself in you (reffering to by dick)

look.. below my deck (blow my dick)

 

[neosapien]

G'day!

Came up with a copy and paste message on ok cupid that worked 60 percent of the time. All the time. It goes something like this.

Good job you won... after extensively analyzing your profile... you are the lucky girl I chose to get to know me better... But seriously you have a beautiful smile that melts the heart and penetrates the soul. im gonna put you in this new colgate commercial that im making, when can you start.

Then some cunt made a blog about it now the streak is over. Heres the blog

http://hubpages.com/relationships/OKCupid-Form-Messages

Weak sauce.

"Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?" --That's the one that I picked up your mom with.

 

[cannabineer]

or heres a good one..

lets take things to a nude erection (new direction)

i like that you're smart and passionate.. i see a big part of myself in you (reffering to by dick)

look.. below my deck (blow my dick)

@Big_Lou, that you?

 

[congo5150]

Weak sauce.

"Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?" --That's the one that I picked up your mom with.

hey lets take things to a nude erection (new direction)

 

[cannabineer]

Weak sauce.

"Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?" --That's the one that I picked up your mom with.

My favorite pick-up line evarr has been "uhh, um ... so ... you're a girl, huh?"

 

[congo5150]

Weak sauce.

"Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?" --That's the one that I picked up your mom with.

is your name yoland-on my cock. thats alot better. am i good or am i good?

 

[neosapien]

hey lets take things to a nude erection (new direction)

Yeah you said that one already. It didn't get any better the 2nd time.

 

[congo5150]

Yeah you said that one already. It didn't get any better the 2nd time.

so nice, you gotta say it twice

 

[cannabineer]

is your name yoland-on my cock. thats alot better. am i good or am i good?

You are neither. In the words of a rather more intelligent life form I've met ... " bad, bad, bad"

 

[neosapien]

so nice, you gotta say it twice

False.

 

[Singlemalt]

False.

Real talk

 

[Growan]

.....so good to see it's business as usual in here. I'd hate to think things had moved on some since my hiatus.

 

[curious2garden]

Real talk

Damn say it ain't so

 

[Hookabelly]

Real talk

= feel cock

 

[curious2garden]

.....so good to see it's business as usual in here. I'd hate to think things had moved on some since my hiatus.

Nah we keep it old skewl

 

[curious2garden]

= feel cock

Dim sock

 

[cannabineer]

.....so good to see it's business as usual in here. I'd hate to think things had moved on some since my hiatus.

Stress-testing noobs. It's a tough job but the Dark Triad is tried and true to task.