I'm still pretty sharp

neosapien

neosapien

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After almost 20 years of smoking weed. Case in point... I'm driving home from dinner with the family when I notice that if traffic continues I will make the green light and not have to wait for the insufferably long red light. So naturally I start saying to myself aloud, "go bitches!" Instantly from the back seat I hear, "daddy why you say go bitches?" Shit, how can I fix this? So quickly I respond "No honey, I said go witches". Haha nailed it! "Daddy, where's the witches?". Shit. "No honey the cars are just driving terrible like witches on a broom". "Oh ok daddy, go witches! Hahahaha". Yep, still pretty fucking sharp. Totally outsmarted a 4 year old.
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

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neosapien said:
After almost 20 years of smoking weed. Case in point... I'm driving home from dinner with the family when I notice that if traffic continues I will make the green light and not have to wait for the insufferably long red light. So naturally I start saying to myself aloud, "go bitches!" Instantly from the back seat I hear, "daddy why you say go bitches?" Shit, how can I fix this? So quickly I respond "No honey, I said go witches". Haha nailed it! "Daddy, where's the witches?". Shit. "No honey the cars are just driving terrible like witches on a broom". "Oh ok daddy, go witches! Hahahaha". Yep, still pretty fucking sharp. Totally outsmarted a 4 year old.
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You may want to provide her a Technical Update the next time. Your progressive witch is all about mobility.

 
Olive Drab Green

Olive Drab Green

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Have you guys ever picked up hitch hikers just to fuck with them? Like, pretend to have severe road rage issues?

My brother got cut off by someone while we had some dude in the back seat. My brother yells something like "Son of a bitch!" looks at the guy in the back seat, steps on the gas, and asks the guy "ARE YOU READY?!" We were doing like.. 90. That dude just kept saying "Let me out! Let me out!"

It was pretty funny.
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Olive Drab Green said:
Have you guys ever picked up hitch hikers just to fuck with them? Like, pretend to have severe road rage issues?

My brother got cut off by someone while we had some dude in the back seat. My brother yells something like "Son of a bitch!" looks at the guy in the back seat, steps on the gas, and asks the guy "ARE YOU READY?!" We were doing like.. 90. That dude just kept saying "Let me out! Let me out!"

It was pretty funny.
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Larry Niven wrote a story about a hitchhiker who threatened his driver with a knife. The story was called "The Deadlier Weapon" I believe.
 
tusseltussel

tusseltussel

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Pretty sharp would have been to not say go bitches in front of your child. All you did was come up with poor excuse for cussing in front of your child. it's actually such a poor excuse I'd say that the fact that you think this excuse makes you "sharp" only proves you the dullest tool in the shed. sorry, try harder, you can't impress the internets with that.
 
neosapien

neosapien

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Olive Drab Green said:
Have you guys ever picked up hitch hikers just to fuck with them? Like, pretend to have severe road rage issues?

My brother got cut off by someone while we had some dude in the back seat. My brother yells something like "Son of a bitch!" looks at the guy in the back seat, steps on the gas, and asks the guy "ARE YOU READY?!" We were doing like.. 90. That dude just kept saying "Let me out! Let me out!"

It was pretty funny.
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cannabineer said:
Larry Niven wrote a story about a hitchhiker who threatened his driver with a knife. The story was called "The Deadlier Weapon" I believe.
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neosapien

neosapien

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tusseltussel said:
Pretty sharp would have been to not say go bitches in front of your child. All you did was come up with poor excuse for cussing in front of your child. it's actually such a poor excuse I'd say that the fact that you think this excuse makes you "sharp" only proves you the dullest tool in the shed. sorry, try harder, you can't impress the internets with that.
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I will cut you. I will cut you so deep. So so deep your mom's vagina will bleed. Also I took a very official and reputable looking IQ test on Facebook and it said I was between Opie and Einstein. So obviously I don't care what you say.
 
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