Stolen parking spot. What would you do?

tyler.durden

Well-Known Member
I go stealth. Id park by the exit and sit there for three hours until they left. Then I'd follow them home and jot down their address. Come back about a week later and slash the tires, throw a few bricks through their house windows, and leave them scared shitless watching their backs for the next few months. Patience pays off.
Yikes! Remind me to never piss you off, Bushie ;)
 

lokie

Well-Known Member
I go stealth. Id park by the exit and sit there for three hours until they left. Then I'd follow them home and jot down their address. Come back about a week later and slash the tires, throw a few bricks through their house windows, and leave them scared shitless watching their backs for the next few months. Patience pays off.
I like your style.
 

racerboy71

bud bootlegger
My tenants have been having a parking war between themselves for over a month now. They will double and triple park just to keep their neighbor from parking in their spot. Lots and lots of drama and BS a couple days a week from it, until I got slap happy with towing stickers.

I still want to buy an old 72 passenger school bus and park it lengthwise across all the spaces for a week or two just to piss them off.
in the winter months stories are always popping up on the news about neighbors shooting each other for parking in spots that the other one may have spent hours shovelling out in philly..
people there don't play games when it comes to parking spots.. they usually always put some object in the spot once they pull their car out to prevent someone from taking it once they're gone.. about a year or so the city started to crack down on this practice and giving people tickets for putting crap in parking spots to save them.. didn't really slow them down much though, except for maybe a little bit in center city..
 
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