Ode to my One hitter

[HAF2]

Ode to my one hitter

My sweet little contraption, you treat me so well.
You live in my pocket, and you turned out quite swell.

We go on adventures, you're always by my side.
Even in busy public venues I use you with pride.

You look like a ciggy, you're very discreet.
When I get out of a building you're my special little treat.

I love my one hitter this holiday season.
I shall buy one for mum, because of all these reasons.

Happy holidays.

 

[HAF2]

(Insert your own smash poetry here)

 

[farmerfischer]

 

[HAF2]

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Love creepy Christmas, that's badass.
I wake and baked this morning with the one hitter and started rhyming. I can't tell, was it ok or lame as f? I'm often skirting between the lines of madness and oblivion.

 

[farmerfischer]

Love creepy Christmas, that's badass.
I wake and baked this morning with the one hitter and started rhyming. I can't tell, was it ok or lame as f? I'm often skirting between the lines of madness and oblivion.

I like it.

 

[electricslide]

I rather enjoyed your poem, I too carry around a Lil cigg one Hitter everywhere I go, definitely gave me a good laugh this morning lol

 

[HAF2]

 

[farmerfischer]

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This gif is great.. Lmao

 

[HAF2]

This gif is great.. Lmao

That altruistic fellow @Bob Zmuda taught me how to upload gifs from my phone. It's been a whirlwind adventure ever since.

 

[farmerfischer]

Would of thought you would of had more visitors by now'' lol.. Win some lose some eh!

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Ode to my one hitter

My sweet little contraption, you treat me so well.
You live in my pocket, and you turned out quite swell.

We go on adventures, you're always by my side.
Even in busy public venues I use you with pride.

You look like a ciggy, you're very discreet.
When I get out of a building you're my special little treat.

I love my one hitter this holiday season.
I shall buy one for mum, because of all these reasons.

Happy holidays.

Not much of a poet, but here's a pic of my close companion.


A little beat up, but I have a brand new never used one as a backup and another older purple one hidden somewhere so well, I forgot where I hid it. They always turn up though.

 

[HAF2]

Would of thought you would of had more visitors by now'' lol.. Win some lose some eh!

Meh I'm not worried. Couple people liked it. I was one of them

 

[ovo]

Who hasn't appreciated a dugout at one time or another, many got their organized portable start with mary jane with them. I prefer a glass chillum with a larger bowl. They are a lot less maintenance and more colorful.

 

[HAF2]

Who hasn't appreciated a dugout at one time or another, many got their organized portable start with mary jane that way. I prefer a glass chillum with a larger bowl. They are a lot less maintenance and more colorful.

Your difference of opinion can only be accepted when set to a rhyme.
Naw that's cool I prefer the bong if given all choices. Portability of the one hitter and proximity to my person this morning led to said thread.

 

[ovo]

(Insert your own smash poetry here)

 

[HAF2]

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[tyler.durden]

I prefer Haiku -


Your Ode showed fair Skill
We all Ride the Dugout Train
I fapped to this Thread...

 

[HAF2]

I prefer Haiku -


Your Ode showed fair Skill
We all Ride the Dugout Train
I fapped to this Thread...

That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me on the Internet

 

[HAF2]

This thing looks neat, is it a weed gun?

 

[cannabineer]

Your difference of opinion can only be accepted when set to a rhyme.
Naw that's cool I prefer the bong if given all choices. Portability of the one hitter and proximity to my person this morning led to said thread.

I've never really done one hitters.
Look behind my childhood shitter
See what I did hide so long -
my smoking-tool: acrylic bong!