Ode to my One hitter

[phaquetoo]

Love creepy Christmas, that's badass.
I wake and baked this morning with the one hitter and started rhyming. I can't tell, was it ok or lame as f? I'm often skirting between the lines of madness and oblivion.

It was good......realy good!
what kind of one hitter, I love my vape pen, and I have a click n vape, the click n vape is realy just a wind proof lighter, it doesnt vape, it is just a little larger than a vap pen, I only smoke budds in it, it comes apart one half is the bowl and the other is the wind proof lighter, so nice just click and hit, no one can see it, but I know it is there lol!

Peace

 

[HAF2]

It was good......realy good!
what kind of one hitter, I love my vape pen, and I have a click n vape, the click n vape is realy just a wind proof lighter, it doesnt vape, it is just a little larger than a vap pen, I only smoke budds in it, it comes apart one half is the bowl and the other is the wind proof lighter, so nice just click and hit, no one can see it, but I know it is there lol!

Peace

I read that to the beat of Fresh Prince of Bell Air, wicked rap.

 

[lokie]

I've never really done one hitters.
Look behind my childhood shitter
See what I did hide so long -
my smoking-tool: acrylic bong!

 

[cannabineer]

Have a look around
When you have about a pound
Ways to smoke abound

 

[tyler.durden]

Have a look around
When you have about a pound
Ways to smoke abound

Brilliant. +rep...

 

[cat of curiosity]

Have a look around
When you have about a pound
Ways to smoke abound

this advice is sound

and yes, the earth is round

gravity keeps you on the ground

i wish @Mellowman2112 was drowned...

 

[bu$hleaguer]

When I see old ladies in town
I want to hear the sound
They make while I pound
Their round, brown, mound.

 

[Hookabelly]

When I see old ladies in town
I want to hear the sound
They make while I pound
Their round, brown, mound.

LOL @bu$hleaguer can always be depended on.

 

[cannabineer]

LOL @bu$hleaguer can always have Depends on.

Fify, and I imagine him like this ... adult diaper and pirate hat (and not much else), "rated Arrr"

 

[abe supercro]

Strictly intended for tobacco purposes

 

[farmerfischer]

Strictly intended for tobacco purposes

Huh?

 

[farmerfischer]

Strictly intended for tobacco purposes

You know this is rollitup.orgy.

 

[Sir Napsalot]

I left a brass one-hitter in an air-conditioning unit in a Mexican hotel because I was scared of bringing it back across the border

 

[abe supercro]

You know this is rollitup.orgy.

cant halp but see diks get suked right and left

I left a brass one-hitter in an air-conditioning unit in a Mexican hotel because I was scared of bringing it back across the border

I chipped a tooth w one of them fkrs, ima classy individual.

 

[farmerfischer]

cant halp but see diks get suked right and left

I chipped a tooth w one of them fkrs, ima classy individual.

On a dick? Or one hitter.. Basically the same right?

 

[farmerfischer]

I'm really bored @abe supercro . me no dickrespect

 

[abe supercro]

On a dick? Or one hitter.. Basically the same right?

got the shaft from a brass bat