Random Jibber Jabber Thread

dangledo

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Looks like you did the reverse rain dance just right, dangledo.
it always goes down this way. no plows on, no salt loaded=4x the forecast amount. loaded up ready to go=not a damn thing happens



Don't you just hate that shit? We we're ready to go a week and a half ago and first time out was 4 am today.
indeed. after first plow of the season is when i buy toys. oh, and christmas presents too haha. 80'' tv will be mine.

 

abe supercro

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Consider a Mossberg. I keep a pump action shot gun close. That pump has saved me having to shoot because it's the universal signal. They hear the pump engage and they run, it's a classic sound and excellent deterrent. Plus if you work out you can look really tough pumping it in one hand like Sigourney Weaver :)
Damn you one badass ol granny. Sigourney in Depends
 

420God

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Holiday season induced fugue?
Fugue

noun
noun: fugue; plural noun: fugues
  1. 1.
    Music
    a contrapuntal composition in which a short melody or phrase (the subject) is introduced by one part and successively taken up by others and developed by interweaving the parts.
  2. 2.
    Psychiatry
    a state or period of loss of awareness of one's identity, often coupled with flight from one's usual environment, associated with certain forms of hysteria and epilepsy.
For the other readers.:razz:
 

april

Pickle Queen
My wife saw those and had a friend make one for our daughter.

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Oh it looks so cute!! My first one is ready. .gonna pick it up after babies nap..she's only charging 20$ but I'll give her 25$ for doing it so quickly! I think this lady will make a small fortune in the next few weeks ...so many other ladies have asked her to make them one after she posted a pic of mine...I just asked if anyone in my local mommy group made them...a lady asked for the pattern and a few hours lady said mine was ready! ! FB_IMG_1481563364141.jpg

If any crafty ladies want the pattern send me a pm...
 

neosapien

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I was out putting salt down for the impending snow. When I walked back in the house the little one was eating her lunch and says, "Daddy! I'm eating my lunch so I can grow big and big and big like mommy and my feet will touch the floor and I can do the dishes!". Haha. Yeah and if you're lucky maybe cut the grass too! Anxiously awaiting the future.
 

tyler.durden

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I was out putting salt down for the impending snow. When I walked back in the house the little one was eating her lunch and says, "Daddy! I'm eating my lunch so I can grow big and big and big like mommy and my feet will touch the floor and I can do the dishes!". Haha. Yeah and if you're lucky maybe cut the grass too! Anxiously awaiting the future.
My kid is 15yo, 6'2", 190 and is lifting weights with me and at school. For the first time, I had him dig out and clean off my car and the surrounding space after the weekend snow storm. I sat inside my warm car and smoked cigs and listened to music while watching him go. Took about 35 minutes. It's about time, my significant investment is starting to pay off...
 

Singlemalt

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My kid is 15yo, 6'2", 190 and is lifting weights with me and at school. For the first time, I had him dig out and clean off my car and the surrounding space after the weekend snow storm. I sat inside my warm car and smoked cigs and listened to music while watching him go. Took about 35 minutes. It's about time, my significant investment is starting to pay off...
Rub it in you fuck, I have girls and one is getting married in 2 months. I'll never get my $$ back
 

Hookabelly

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Holiday season induced fugue?
I love this word. For years I only knew it as a musical term until college psych.

Fugue

noun
noun: fugue; plural noun: fugues
  1. 1.
    Music
    a contrapuntal composition in which a short melody or phrase (the subject) is introduced by one part and successively taken up by others and developed by interweaving the parts.

I pictured this in response
 

abe supercro

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"curious2garden, post: 10980862, member: 370271"]Ok I've blazed up :) Problem is the tent is resisting arrest. Worse it just kicked the dog shit out of me. I finally just curled up under it and took a nap until the hubby found me and accused me of simply hiding to take a nap. I had to inform him how the tent had it in for me. I'd smoked this space queen in the bong earlier. Really good distilled shit the way @cannabineer makes it.

Anyway I realized this was a replay of a GRE question and how to put the tent up simply. The problem was the epiphany was short lived and not an engineered solution. I unzipped every thing on that mother fucker and pitched it up over the skeleton. Anyway tent collapsed, I went down under the weight of it, then the zippers came for me. I was hopelessly tangled and unlike most men I KNOW when to stop resisting. So.... nap time, I am soooooooo fucked up. Thank god you can't drown in a tent!

Ok I've smoked up more. But I can't find my fucking drywall stilts!! WHO STOLE MY DRYWALL STILTS! I was gonna show that tent who is boss


You go girl. Just read em proper Miranda Rights. Did you ever gain full control of that tent? I know how important stuff like that is to you Sigourney. heh..
 

neosapien

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"curious2garden, post: 10980862, member: 370271"]Ok I've blazed up :) Problem is the tent is resisting arrest. Worse it just kicked the dog shit out of me. I finally just curled up under it and took a nap until the hubby found me and accused me of simply hiding to take a nap. I had to inform him how the tent had it in for me. I'd smoked this space queen in the bong earlier. Really good distilled shit the way @cannabineer makes it.

Anyway I realized this was a replay of a GRE question and how to put the tent up simply. The problem was the epiphany was short lived and not an engineered solution. I unzipped every thing on that mother fucker and pitched it up over the skeleton. Anyway tent collapsed, I went down under the weight of it, then the zippers came for me. I was hopelessly tangled and unlike most men I KNOW when to stop resisting. So.... nap time, I am soooooooo fucked up. Thank god you can't drown in a tent!

Ok I've smoked up more. But I can't find my fucking drywall stilts!! WHO STOLE MY DRYWALL STILTS! I was gonna show that tent who is boss


You go girl. Just read em proper Miranda Rights. Did you ever gain full control of that tent? I know how important stuff like that is to you Sigourney. heh..
You feeling a bit froggy this morning Abe? An attack usually looks better presented if you use quotations properly. Just kinda a hodge podge of garbled words at this point init? Anywho, that's 2 mornings in a row being a provocateur. I think your whole school yard bully theory would be more believable if you didn't poke the bears.
 

Grandpapy

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"curious2garden, post: 10980862, member: 370271"]Ok I've blazed up :) Problem is the tent is resisting arrest. Worse it just kicked the dog shit out of me. I finally just curled up under it and took a nap until the hubby found me and accused me of simply hiding to take a nap. I had to inform him how the tent had it in for me. I'd smoked this space queen in the bong earlier. Really good distilled shit the way @cannabineer makes it.

Anyway I realized this was a replay of a GRE question and how to put the tent up simply. The problem was the epiphany was short lived and not an engineered solution. I unzipped every thing on that mother fucker and pitched it up over the skeleton. Anyway tent collapsed, I went down under the weight of it, then the zippers came for me. I was hopelessly tangled and unlike most men I KNOW when to stop resisting. So.... nap time, I am soooooooo fucked up. Thank god you can't drown in a tent!

Ok I've smoked up more. But I can't find my fucking drywall stilts!! WHO STOLE MY DRYWALL STILTS! I was gonna show that tent who is boss


You go girl. Just read em proper Miranda Rights. Did you ever gain full control of that tent? I know how important stuff like that is to you Sigourney. heh..


Abe, this is deep,,,,, I warned both of them before handing over the Space Queen. Any criticism should be directed at the supplier.
 
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