Donald Trump does not respect you

[UncleBuck]

Or your family either.

 

[dandyrandy]

He doesn't even respect himself.

 

[Rrog]

He's a sociopath with likely psychopathy or at least alcohol-induced psychopathy. He looooves himself

 

[fdd2blk]

At least we know who all the meth heads are now.

 

[squarepush3r]

Vegan Slutty Brownies

July 1, 2016 By Amrita 37 Comments

If you’re not already acquainted with the Slutty Brownie, let us take a journey into educating you on the way of the Sluts. Slutty Brownies are a popular bar cookie that is layered as follows: Chocolate Chip Cookie Base, Chocolate Sandwich Cookies, Decadent Chocolate Brownie. Pretty filthy! These Vegan Slutty Brownies are equally disgustingly good, sans any animal products. I reckon they’re a close runner up to my favourite dessert, Chlamydia Cake. To be honest, this recipe really describes me to a tee. I’m brown, some people call me Cookie, and I’m pretty slutty. It’s a shame my sluttiness amounts to no actual action or attention though, but that is a story for another day.

I start my Vegan Slutty Brownies with a simple Chocolate Chip Cookie Base – all your basic cookie ingredients are in it, with a boat load of Vegan Dark Chocolate Chips thrown in. Once the cookie mixture is spread on the base of a baking tin, you layer on a nice decent layer of Chocolate Sandwich Cookies and then top it all off with a simple Chocolate Brownie batter. Everything comes together in 15 minutes, and then bakes for 30 minutes. Vegan Slutty Brownies, easy as f*ck!

The result of this feral concoction is a chewy cookie base, a creamy sandwich cookie middle and a moist chocolate brownie top. Pretty delicious! I like to let my Vegan Slutty Brownies cool thoroughly before cutting them, but feel free to have them warm. I like to cool any type of bar cookie down thoroughly to ensure clean and neat slices when I cut them. But if you’re the kind that prefers it dirty, go ahead and swallow your Slutty Brownies warm. Scroll down for the full recipe and get your slut on!

Crazy Vegan Kitchen
Serves 16

Vegan Slutty Brownies
Vegan Slutty Brownies - Chocolate Chip Cookie Base stuffed with a Vegan Sandwich Cookies and topped with Vegan Brownie Batter. Simple, Decadent, Slutty!

15 minPrep Time

30 minCook Time

45 minTotal Time

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Ingredients

• Chocolate Chip Cookie Base:
• 1/2 cup (125 grams) Vegan Butter
• 6 tablespoons Brown Sugar, packed
• 6 tablespoons Caster Sugar
• 1/2 teaspoon Salt
• 1/3 cup Non Dairy Milk
• 1/2 teaspoon Vanilla Bean Paste
• 1 cup + 6 tablespoons Flour
• 1 cup Vegan Dark Chocolate Chips
• 12 Chocolate Sandwich Cookies
• Chocolate Brownie:
• 1 cup Flour
• 1 cup Sugar
• 6 tablespoons Unsweetened Cocoa Powder
• 1/2 teaspoon Salt
• 1/2 cup Oil
• 1/2 cup Water
• 1/2 teaspoon Vanilla Bean Paste
  

Instructions

1. Preheat oven to 175 degrees Celsius. Line a 8x8 inch square baking tin with nonstick baking paper.
2. In a large bowl, start preparing Chocolate Chip Cookie base. Cream Vegan Butter, Brown Sugar, Caster Sugar, Salt, Non Dairy Milk and Vanilla Bean paste with an electric mixer till light and fluffy. Add flour in and mix until well combined. You should achieve a sticky mixture.
3. Pour in Vegan Dark Chocolate Chips and stir to disperse throughout. Using a spatula, spread sticky cookie dough mixture onto the base of the lined tin.
4. Layer your 12 Chocolate Sandwich Cookies evenly on the surface of the Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough.
5. In another clean bowl, prepare Brownie batter. Combine Flour, Sugar, Cocoa Powder and Salt. Whisk to combine dry ingredients and get rid of lumps.
6. Add Oil, Water and Vanilla Bean Paste to dry ingredients and whisk till smooth. Pour brownie batter over layer of Sandwich Cookies.
7. Bake for 30-35 minutes.
8. Remove from oven and let cool thoroughly in baking tin. Once cool, slice and serve.

Recipe Type: Dessert

 

[schuylaar]

He's a sociopath with likely psychopathy or at least alcohol-induced psychopathy. He looooves himself

He's supposed to not be a drinker because his brother died an alcoholic.

I was surprised at that dinner not long ago he was clearly drunk.

 

[UncleBuck]

donald trump does not respect you enough to tell you the truth. he will lie straight to your face, because he does not respect you, or your family.

 

[ArcticGranite]

 

[fdd2blk]

donald trump does not respect you enough to tell you the truth. he will lie straight to your face, because he does not respect you, or your family.

And Hillary couldn't even beat him. Anything less than the winner is the loser.

 

[iHearAll]

Or your family either.

 

[ArcticGranite]

i appreciate you bumping my thread, but please know that you are a piece of shit.

you don't care that donald trump does not respect you, but only because you know you are not a person who is worthy of respect.

I'll decide what I care about

 

[ArcticGranite]

 

[UncleBuck]

she did not say that half of americans are deplorable though.

thanks again for bumping this thread.

it is important that we remember that donald trump does not respect you.

 

[ArcticGranite]

If you're defending you're losing. Politics 101

 

[UncleBuck]

If you're defending you're losing. Politics 101

if your lips are moving, you are lying.

common sense 101.

thank you for bumping my thread. it is important that we continue to emphasize that donald trump does not respect you.

 

[ArcticGranite]

What difference at this point does it make?

 

[UncleBuck]

poor little pedo is still attacking hillary, even after a republican committee found absolutely nothing after years and years of pointless investigations that wasted millions in tax dollars.

thank you for bumping my thread. it is important that we continue to emphasize that donald trump does not respect you.

 

[ArcticGranite]

Vets and active duty servicemen would be interested in your views. You should speak to them.

 

[dabby duck]

bacon isnt vegan?

 

[ArcticGranite]

bacon isnt vegan?