Clean your shlongs!

How often do you clean your schlong?

  • Every day, weirdo

    Votes: 1 7.7%
  • Every couple of days, I don't use it that much

    Votes: 1 7.7%
  • Once a week (yuck)

    Votes: 1 7.7%
  • Once a month (super gross)

    Votes: 1 7.7%
  • Each time I clean it, I poop in the shower and have to stomp poop down the drain

    Votes: 4 30.8%
  • Pinny has a very clean schlong!

    Votes: 5 38.5%

  • Total voters
    13

greasemonkeymann

Well-Known Member
I didn't clean my schlong for probably 3 weeks or so and it was getting pretty brown. I also noticed I wasn't coming as hard as before and after I cleaned the damn thing... got dam, son. Back to rubbing one out in 2 strokes...
so, to make sure I understand this correctly, you had a layer of dirt, collecting on said Johnson, and the collective dirt was desensitizing your masturbation sessions?
I wonder if this would help the world's issue with premature ejaculation?
probably would lead to a helluva UTI though...
 

tyler.durden

Well-Known Member
so, to make sure I understand this correctly, you had a layer of dirt, collecting on said Johnson, and the collective dirt was desensitizing your masturbation sessions?
I wonder if this would help the world's issue with premature ejaculation?
probably would lead to a helluva UTI though...
What am I, a scientist? We use our schlongs daily for various activities, and somehow they turn brown after a while. Not sure how that correlates to difficulty in achieving orgasm. It's all a mystery to me. I had to finally clean it because the tip clogged and I couldn't piss. Crazy...
 
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greasemonkeymann

Well-Known Member
What am I, a scientist? We use are schlongs daily for various activities, and somehow they turn brown after a while. Not sure how that correlates to difficulty in achieving orgasm. It's all a mystery to me. I had to finally clean it because the tip clogged and I couldn't piss. Crazy...
to answer the question, my nad-cleanliness is all predicated on whether or not I have women sniffing around it frequently
I tend to get much better blowjobs when I do so
and my world revolves around receiving quality blowjobs
am I right?
If I'm not getting any lovin, then I wait till the tip clogs as well
man-hygiene 101
 

tyler.durden

Well-Known Member
to answer the question, my nad-cleanliness is all predicated on whether or not I have women sniffing around it frequently
I tend to get much better blowjobs when I do so
and my world revolves around receiving quality blowjobs
am I right?
If I'm not getting any lovin, then I wait till the tip clogs as well
man-hygiene 101
I soak all my junk in straight Clorox before I go to see my prostitutes once or twice per month, so I know where you're coming from...
 
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