Clean your shlongs!

[buzzardbreath]

this thread beats penis all over mine

 

[bu$hleaguer]

 

[Chunky Stool]

That's a penalty!

• unsportsmanlike conduct?
• Holding ?

 

[tyler.durden]

That's a penalty!

• unsportsmanlike conduct?
• Holding ?

Unnecessary Roughness...

 

[tyler.durden]

That was pretty brazen. I would hang with this dude...

 

[lokie]

I keep one of these on hand just in case it's needed for those special unexpected occasions.

 

[lokie]

LOL. Dude got his pocket pool game on the news.

 

[tyler.durden]

I keep one of these on hand just in case it's needed for those special unexpected occasions.

That size looks intimidating. Do you know if they have a size closer to, say, cherrios?

 

[Blue Wizard]

Some times you just gotta fap.

 

[tyler.durden]

LOL. Dude got his pocket pool game on the news.

The thing in that vid that stuck out to me was that he went again around half time. I wouldn't want to have to clean those pants...

 

[tyler.durden]

Some times you just gotta fap.

But, think of the children! Wait, no. Don't do that...

 

[Indagrow]

It's her job to clean it, that being said its been a while I do spit on it every so often.. But that's late in the day so I think I'm just building an organic condom


Hopefully it works

 

[Chunky Stool]

It's her job to clean it, that being said its been a while I do spit on it every so often.. But that's late in the day so I think I'm just building an organic condom


Hopefully it works

Gotta have proper spit viscosity & airflow.
And keep the fungus gnats away while it's drying. (Jurassic Park)

 

[neosapien]

I roll through the car wash every few weeks. Just the brush and rinse though. Never the wax. I'm not conceited.

 

[cannabineer]

I roll through the car wash every few weeks. Just the brush and rinse though. Never the wax. I'm not conceited.

 

[greasemonkeymann]

I soak all my junk in straight Clorox before I go to see my prostitutes once or twice per month, so I know where you're coming from...

BEFORE?!
wow, you ARE a considerate lover...

 

[Indacouch]

I just dunk my junk in the toilet after I pee every now and then .....and a quick shot of bathroom spray to the nuts and I'm good to go

 

[farmerfischer]

I just dunk my junk in the toilet after I pee every now and then .....and a quick shot of bathroom spray to the nuts and I'm good to go

Indacrotch wash. Co. Inc .

 

[farmerfischer]

@Indacouch Lmfao.. Had to.

 

[Gary Goodson]

Balls and dick, two balls and one dick
Balls, balls, dick, dick, balls and dick
Balls and dick, two balls and one dick
Balls, balls, dick, dick, balls and dick


I go around singing that part in church