Contrition/Derail thread

[jacksmuff]

I thought she ran the office. Which story you running with tonight? Stick to one, please. Thanks.

The office would be my house blown out I know its a lot hang on she answers to two people

 

[Bob Zmuda]

Not home? Sorry my wife doesn't work I supply for my family. Most she has the do is pick up the cb if I try reaching her

She works at the office I thought?

Has she been cheating on ME too?!

 

[Bob Zmuda]

The office would be my house blown out I know its a lot hang on she answers to two people

Hold on.

Re read that sentence. You obviously are inbred.

*** I'm one of those two people. Bob says, "jump" and she says, "on whose dick"?

 

[tangerinegreen555]

The office would be my house blown out I know its a lot hang on she answers to two people

Not much biz then, huh Jack?

Bummer.

 

[jacksmuff]

She works at the office I thought?

Has she been cheating on ME too?!

Yes sorry

 

[jacksmuff]

Hold on.

Re read that sentence. You obviously are inbred.

*** I'm one of those two people. Bob says, "jump" and she says, "on whose dick"?

You are number 2 duh you're a big part of her life now

 

[Bob Zmuda]

Yes sorry

You knew she was a whore when you married her! SMH.

 

[Bob Zmuda]

You are number 2 duh you're a big part of her life now

Jesus. I'm banging your wife and a couple others wives on this forum.

I'm getting tired.

 

[tangerinegreen555]

You are number 2 duh you're a big part of her life now

Well how many times did you make her come over the last couple hours, Jack?

 

[jacksmuff]

Not much biz then, huh Jack?

Bummer.

Alot thanks what's wrong with the wife answering a cb at the house? You know nothing its called a self owned buisness. Sorry it don't relate to the poor

 

[jacksmuff]

Jesus. I'm banging your wife and a couple others wives on this forum.

I'm getting tired.

Meth can help I hear. Ask @qwizoking

 

[choomer]

You obviously are inbred.

You recognize it from what you saw in your siblings I suppose?

Blobby, you didn't answer the question:

Do you all like crawling up other peoples asses because it reminds you of the safe space of the womb?

 

[jacksmuff]

Well how many times did you make her come over the last couple hours, Jack?

None I hired Bob for the job. What part of business dont you understand

 

[Bob Zmuda]

You recognize it from what you saw in your siblings I suppose?

Blobby, you didn't answer the question:

Do you all like crawling up other peoples asses because it reminds you of the safe space of the womb?

Who's pussy ass dog is in your avatar?

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Alot thanks what's wrong with the wife answering a cb at the house? You know nothing its called a self owned buisness. Sorry it don't relate to the poor

You have an amazing imagination at times, Jack.

Sweet Dreams. She'll get home soon, bars close in 45 minutes.

 

[Bob Zmuda]

None I hired Bob for the job. What part of business dont you understand

It's true. I'm going to town on her stink fish!

 

[jacksmuff]

It's true. I'm going to town on her stink fish!

And I thank you

 

[choomer]

Who's pussy ass dog is in your avatar?

Let's take this slow Blobby.

I asked you a question.

Is it embarrassing to answer or do you not like having to pull your head from anal sanctuary to answer?

Do you all like crawling up other peoples asses because it reminds you of the safe space of the womb?

 

[tangerinegreen555]

You recognize it from what you saw in your siblings I suppose?

Blobby, you didn't answer the question:

Do you all like crawling up other peoples asses because it reminds you of the safe space of the womb?

TL;DR

shorten it up. like your penis size.

 

[Bob Zmuda]

Let's take this slow Blobby.

I asked you a question.

Is it embarrassing to answer or do you not like having to pull your head from anal sanctuary to answer?

Do you all like crawling up other peoples asses because it reminds you of the safe space of the womb?

Great. Now I have to bang your wife too.

Sigh.

This is getting very strenuous on my phallic region.