Contrition/Derail thread

[jacksmuff]

Alright. Mental sparring with 2 guys whose rebuttals amount to taking my joke and halfway repeating it is getting boring.

I'm gonna go trim (day 10 FML)

Finally the wife said you were pricking her

 

[choomer]

Finally the wife said you were pricking her

I was thinking of Blobby and prick (he sleeps w/ trimmers?) and this came to mind -

 

[UncleBuck]

Easy to say when you're running away.
FML? Fuggin Male Laotians?
Did you invite Buckold so he could watch?

you conjure up a lot of homosexual fantasies for a guy whose self-proclaimed heterosexuality is beyond question.

 

[choomer]

Buckold shows a lot of dic pics for a happily married man.

See how that works both ways (like the wife)?

 

[UncleBuck]

Buckold shows a lot of dic pics for a happily married man.

See how that works both ways (like the wife)?

wow.

i posted one picture of pinworm's dick over 2 months ago, deleted it immediately, and yet you are STILL whining.

go find a jetblue flight, you really need a safe space.

 

[jacksmuff]

wow.

i posted one picture of pinworm's dick over 2 months ago, deleted it immediately, and yet you are STILL whining.

go find a jetblue flight, you really need a safe space.

A safe place sounds perfect for you snowflake there will be leggos and playdough. I bet in your mind killery still won

 

[UncleBuck]

A safe place sounds perfect for you snowflake there will be leggos and playdough. I bet in your mind killery still won

i bet in your mind trump didn't lie to you.

 

[jacksmuff]

i bet in your mind trump didn't lie to you.

Oh he lies just not as much as killery snowflake @UncleBuck

 

[UncleBuck]

Oh he lies just not as much as killery snowflake @UncleBuck

demonstrably false. he lies about 80% of the time. he does that because he does not respect you, or your family.

you ate that shit up because you are poorly educated. as new king trump himself said, he loves the poorly uneducated.

here's a tip, mainliner: if you can't spot the conman, you are the mark.

you got conned.

btw, who is killery? i've never heard of anyone by that name.

 

[choomer]

I've been .nobody'd!
It came like a shart in the sheets during the wee hours and liked me 41 times in 14 minutes.

@.nobody.

It's a badge of honor getting .nobody'd if it's @ the beck and call of the Buckold and the Blue Cuck Crew!

Oh he lies just not as much as killery snowflake @UncleBuck

Try Hitlery, Buckold is easily confused, but you know it understands because it starts furiously Jimmy Saville'ng itself against others in the group home when you mention its failed champi-oon (and failed champi-ooning of said, even when proven a two-faced cheating skag in her own words. I wonder if they have a union).
Then he runs away and pouts under the stairs when you remind him Hitlery lost.

Ask him about how he likes the wookie cookie next.

EDIT: Only took 7 minutes this time.

 

[choomer]

@ .nobody

A member since mid Oct. '16?
I'm sure you are totally autonomous and not the penile enhancement/replacement of another.
Does the rapid fire like clicking hinder the fap hand and explain how the Blue Cuck Crew can call you like a servant?
They do for you what you can no longer do for yourself the same as you do for them?

I've heard chapstik helps.

 

[cannabineer]

Wait a second. Seriously, I'm in Calif. and I can go buy live Maine lobster for $12/lb at any of our grocery store chains. So how does that work?

No Union Label, not even in Mexican

 

[curious2garden]

No Union Label, not even in Mexican

They're usually in Chinese now.

 

[curious2garden]

I've been .nobody'd!
It came like a shart in the sheets during the wee hours and liked me 41 times in 14 minutes.

It's a badge of honor getting .nobody'd if it's @ the beck and call of the Buckold and the Blue Cuck Crew!

Try Hitlery, Buckold is easily confused, but you know it understands because it starts furiously Jimmy Saville'ng itself against others in the group home when you mention its failed champi-oon (and failed champi-ooning of said, even when proven a two-faced cheating skag in her own words. I wonder if they have a union).
Then he runs away and pouts under the stairs when you remind him Hitlery lost.

Ask him about how he likes the wookie cookie next.

EDIT: Only took 7 minutes this time.

LOL You've been nobody most of your life

 

[cannabineer]

LOL You've been nobody most of your life

I know nobody like that

 

[choomer]

LOL You've been nobody most of your life

Oh gee...I'm crushed.

A 'net tweaker doesn't like me!
Now go hunt for dropped shards in the carpet.

 

[curious2garden]

Oh gee...I'm crushed.

A 'net tweaker doesn't like me!
Now go hunt for dropped shards in the carpet.

Nah, you're not crushed it took tons of iron to crush your forebears. The new crop is even more insidiously malleable but at least you are exposed. Run along kiddo put your energy to better use.

 

[cannabineer]

Nah, you're not crushed it took tons of iron to crush your forebears. The new crop is even more insidiously malleable but at least you are exposed. Run along kiddo put your energy to better use.

That iron was of such quality (incl. the quality of quantity) that our family switched brands! (And we are a brand-loyal lot)

 

[choomer]

Nah, you're not crushed it took tons of iron to crush your forebears. The new crop is even more insidiously malleable but at least you are exposed. Run along kiddo put your energy to better use.

You mean not waste my day as you do?
I think I'll stick around as it irritates you and spurs such vitriolic gems as "Run along".

Don't expect everyone to react like the hubby to your dictatorial tone.

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Alright I'm on page 17 and apparently have 230 posts to still read but I'm going to go ahead and just say it now and skip the rest.

This thread sucks!