How to get a GF in 2017

DonaldJTrump

Active Member
Im handsome executive type. So no reason i should be fked up in this department.

I feel like the girlfriend pool in the USA has just gotten so narrow. Im sure the hot girls think the exact same about us males for the most part. Its became a standoff almost between sexs but nobody seems to say it or get it.

Have gotten part time jobs. Everyone i meet there already talking to someone or just a flirt etc kinda hard to explain.

Not into clubs. Those are not my type of chicks.

I know a lot of men are having issues in the usa dating right now. Even the dating sites are so dry. So what up guys. How do you score dates in 2017?

Walking up to chicks and asking them out doesnt work in 2017, trolling starbucks never works, everything in society doesnt work.

you almost just have to fucking wait.
 

Justin-case

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Fap Master,

This is another usage of the word "fap", which means to masturbate. There are three distinct levels of fapping and Fap Master is the middle most level of fapping. It is someone who spend a considerable amount of time fapping, but not enough to constitute being a Fap-a-saurus Rex. A Fap Master spends about 3/4 of his day fapping, but he still gets things done; like eating, showering, and sleeping. A Fap Master does not spend every waking and non-waking hours of the day fapping, only some of them. And you still do not want to shake a Fap Master's hand.
Chick: "So how many times a day do you fap?
Dude: " Oh, about 4 or so times a day."
Chick: "So your a Fap Master and not a Fap-a-saurus Rex?
Dude: "Maybe, but I am fapping right now!
 

tyler.durden

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I wouldn't know. I see some really great prostitutes these days, but when I don't pay for it, it generally drops into my lap. Like you say, you wait for it and it kinda just happens. I used to go looking for it, it was pretty easy with a small kid. LOTS of single moms around. I would probably try one of the more reputable dating sites if I was looking for another relationship. Hopefully it won't get to that point...
 
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UncleBuck

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Im handsome executive type. So no reason i should be fked up in this department.

I feel like the girlfriend pool in the USA has just gotten so narrow. Im sure the hot girls think the exact same about us males for the most part. Its became a standoff almost between sexs but nobody seems to say it or get it.

Have gotten part time jobs. Everyone i meet there already talking to someone or just a flirt etc kinda hard to explain.

Not into clubs. Those are not my type of chicks.

I know a lot of men are having issues in the usa dating right now. Even the dating sites are so dry. So what up guys. How do you score dates in 2017?

Walking up to chicks and asking them out doesnt work in 2017, trolling starbucks never works, everything in society doesnt work.

you almost just have to fucking wait.
that's some of the best english i have seen from a virgin russian boy so far.
 

DonaldJTrump

Active Member
I wouldn't know. I see some really great prostitutes these days, but when I don't pay for it, it generally drops into my lap. Like you say, you wait for it and it kinda just happens. I used to go looking for it, it was pretty easy with a small kid. LOTS of single moms around. I would probably try one of the more reputable dating sites if I was looking for another relationship. Hopefully it won't get to that point...
shit is dead. I know what you are saying but bitches have gotten way to crazy. politics are off the chain. shit is just nuts right now in the usa. prosititues are cool but you gotta wrap in plastic. what a fail.
 

tyler.durden

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shit is dead. I know what you are saying but bitches have gotten way to crazy. politics are off the chain. shit is just nuts right now in the usa. prosititues are cool but you gotta wrap in plastic. what a fail.
Not for the BJ. You get used to condoms, after all you gotta use 'em unless you get into a steady relationship after seeing test results. But then your in a relationship, that's a pain all its own. Go to all the parties and events you can, just by knowing people at the party your halfway in. Good luck, Mr. Trump...
 

DonaldJTrump

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Not for the BJ. You get used to condoms, after all you gotta use 'em unless you get into a steady relationship after seeing test results. But then your in a relationship, that's a pain all its own. Go to all the parties and events you can, just by knowing people at the party your halfway in. Good luck, Mr. Trump...
no parties around here except for shitty house parties w all town losers. even if their were clubs like vegas those sluts are not my types and i cant be pressed to spend shit tons of cash on people.

maybe you are right. its just best to get an prostitute who gives a good bj. Whats a fair rate from a hot hooker for best of life bj. What is the process if they suck so back they dont get you off?
 

srh88

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no parties around here except for shitty house parties w all town losers. even if their were clubs like vegas those sluts are not my types and i cant be pressed to spend shit tons of cash on people.

maybe you are right. its just best to get an prostitute who gives a good bj. Whats a fair rate from a hot hooker for best of life bj. What is the process if they suck so back they dont get you off?
how about you really around funny and failing like crazy? how bout that? you think yu are funny with your bullshit sock but really you look like an asshole. go fuck yourself. a few weeks after the election and you think youd slide on in lol. is your moms cable slow?
 

UncleBuck

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no parties around here except for shitty house parties w all town losers. even if their were clubs like vegas those sluts are not my types and i cant be pressed to spend shit tons of cash on people.

maybe you are right. its just best to get an prostitute who gives a good bj. Whats a fair rate from a hot hooker for best of life bj. What is the process if they suck so back they dont get you off?
just have sex with your daughter.
 

DonaldJTrump

Active Member
My point exactly. everyone would just rather troll. Thanks for the help. No this isnt real djt. But i will contemplate jumping infront of a train now more because of most of the trolls here.

also prostitutes are scary and come w/police
 

UncleBuck

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My point exactly. everyone would just rather troll. Thanks for the help. No this isnt real djt. But i will contemplate jumping infront of a train now more because of most of the trolls here.

also prostitutes are scary and come w/police
if you do some blackface, then you should be able to get stopped and frisked once your new king is coronated in a few weeks.

that's kinda like getting some.
 

Strocat

Well-Known Member
Im handsome executive type. So no reason i should be fked up in this department.

I feel like the girlfriend pool in the USA has just gotten so narrow. Im sure the hot girls think the exact same about us males for the most part. Its became a standoff almost between sexs but nobody seems to say it or get it.

Have gotten part time jobs. Everyone i meet there already talking to someone or just a flirt etc kinda hard to explain.

Not into clubs. Those are not my type of chicks.

I know a lot of men are having issues in the usa dating right now. Even the dating sites are so dry. So what up guys. How do you score dates in 2017?

Walking up to chicks and asking them out doesnt work in 2017, trolling starbucks never works, everything in society doesnt work.

you almost just have to fucking wait.
attitude is key.. u ever see an ugly fuck with a hot girl?

Its because he has personality .. its not 10 foot cocks although that doesnt hurt.

Im 31 and ive learned after a failed mariage n gf's that girls want a man with personality who can keep them entertained.

Do that and youll be pluggin buttholes with cock in no time

Im a decent lookin guy and i fuck girls outa my league because i make them laugh and get them moist in their nether regions.
 

DonaldJTrump

Active Member
attitude is key.. u ever see an ugly fuck with a hot girl?

Its because he has personality .. its not 10 foot cocks although that doesnt hurt.

Im 31 and ive learned after a failed mariage n gf's that girls want a man with personality who can keep them entertained.

Do that and youll be pluggin buttholes with cock in no time

Im a decent lookin guy and i fuck girls outa my league because i make them laugh and get them moist in their nether regions.
I have a lot of personality and game. Girls in my state seem to be very flakey and needy. Snobby and choosey. Seems to be a thing in the usa now. Maybe its just my luck. Maybe i smell bad. but i wear baller cologne
 
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