What did you accomplish today?

Chunky Stool

Chunky Stool

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whitebb2727 said:
I like my Win10 laptop. I like my xp desktop.

I got my daughter a chromebook for Christmas. It seems to be a good os. Not nearly the resource hog windows is.

Although my Win 10 makes up for it with AMD A8 and plenty of ram.
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I still use my cheap old Acer laptop and it's great for low-demand tasks. Started on windows 7, skipped 8, and upgraded to 10 for free.
When I feel motivated, a solid state hard drive sure would speed things up.
But I don't feel motivated today.
My refrigerator went tits-up yesterday. Yuck!
We found a good deal on one that was acceptable to Mrs. Stool (not easy), but it won't be here for another 4 days.
Does anyone ever upgrade refrigerators *before* the die? Hmm... maybe if you just moved into a house and didn't like the one that was there? I generally don't replace things that still work fine, unless there's a compelling reason to do so.
Vehicles: 2000 Tacoma 4X4 & 2001 Corolla. <-- Both still run great!
 
neosapien

neosapien

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Chunky Stool said:
I still use my cheap old Acer laptop and it's great for low-demand tasks. Started on windows 7, skipped 8, and upgraded to 10 for free.
When I feel motivated, a solid state hard drive sure would speed things up.
But I don't feel motivated today.
My refrigerator went tits-up yesterday. Yuck!
We found a good deal on one that was acceptable to Mrs. Stool (not easy), but it won't be here for another 4 days.
Does anyone ever upgrade refrigerators *before* the die? Hmm... maybe if you just moved into a house and didn't like the one that was there? I generally don't replace things that still work fine, unless there's a compelling reason to do so.
Vehicles: 2000 Tacoma 4X4 & 2001 Corolla. <-- Both still run great!
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What are you too good for my brand new, state of the art, official, supreme, meat lovers, extra cheese, high tech, awesome computer thread?
 
Singlemalt

Singlemalt

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farmerfischer said:
I ate a whole bag of walnut halfs last night ( 1.lbs) and let me just say today sucks really bad..
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Problems shitting? I did similar a few years ago, ate a 1 lb can of Planters mixed nuts. The spasming cramps started about an hour after I finished the can. Couldn't shit, which was the only thing to save myself; and the intestinal gurgling, spasms and contractions got worse. Brewed up a pot of extra strong coffee and slammed it down as hot as I could stand it. 10 min later the gates opened and a torrent of mixed nut butter oozed out. Felt a lot better an hour later, but had to unplug the toilet.
Oh, it's lunch time :)
 
farmerfischer

farmerfischer

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Singlemalt said:
Problems shitting? I did similar a few years ago, ate a 1 lb can of Planters mixed nuts. The spasming cramps started about an hour after I finished the can. Couldn't shit, which was the only thing to save myself; and the intestinal gurgling, spasms and contractions got worse. Brewed up a pot of extra strong coffee and slammed it down as hot as I could stand it. 10 min later the gates opened and a torrent of mixed nut butter oozed out. Felt a lot better an hour later, but had to unplug the toilet.
Oh, it's lunch time :)
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Yeah! But I can shit.. Its like I didn't even chew.lol..I in recovery mode at the moment.. Its like if you can imagine small sharp rocks spraying out your sphincter at moc ten..
( such a lovely feelingep.gif)
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

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Singlemalt said:
Problems shitting? I did similar a few years ago, ate a 1 lb can of Planters mixed nuts. The spasming cramps started about an hour after I finished the can. Couldn't shit, which was the only thing to save myself; and the intestinal gurgling, spasms and contractions got worse. Brewed up a pot of extra strong coffee and slammed it down as hot as I could stand it. 10 min later the gates opened and a torrent of mixed nut butter oozed out. Felt a lot better an hour later, but had to unplug the toilet.
Oh, it's lunch time :)
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Moral of the story: Never put your nuts in the way of your asshole.
 
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pabloesqobar

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GreatwhiteNorth said:
Reminded me of boot camp in the 70's - damn DI would be screamin that right in your face.

And he was scary af - tended to get a kids attention. :shock:
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Same with Navy boot camp in the 80's. Any time you were in line, they were yelling it. Wouldn't be surprised if it's a phrase they have since stopped using. It would be interesting to see what boot camp is like now.
 
GreatwhiteNorth

GreatwhiteNorth

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pabloesqobar said:
Same with Navy boot camp in the 80's. Any time you were in line, they were yelling it. Wouldn't be surprised if it's a phrase they have since stopped using. It would be interesting to see what boot camp is like now.
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I know that the CG allows recruits to have and do all kinds of stuff we would have probably been killed for back then.
And . . . Recruits are allowed to call "Time out" if they get over stressed ffs.
 
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