Confessions

[kmog33]

The husband wants to fuck my brains out. He told me that his wife would watch. It took every ounce of self restraint not to take my pants off right there.

Lol, yeah that goes bad fast. Literally watching that scenario play out atm. Funny thing is, it's dudes wife thats going to end up taking off with side chick and dude is probably going to be upset.

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[lokie]

i was offered a threesome last night with a married couple. They are hot. She's beautiful, titties are niiiiiiiice, he's so sexy, im wet instantly. The attraction is too real.

I turned it down. I don't know why.

Did your socks not match?

 

[StonedFarmer]

I confess, I ordered my

I couldn't tell time till my 20s, was never taught... I have a loose grasp on the months also

Pretty sure I was fucking off as a little kid when that stuff was gone over

lofuckingl \

I've told every numb nuts at the gym that my ex used to talk about him all the time.. You should see the herd of dudes following her around waiting for the bukkaki

what's her number>?

hook a homie up eh

 

[Blindnslow]

The older I get the less beer it takes me to get fucked up. Drinking 7+ good as in 6-9% abv the other night. Thought I was a little over the limit but not much. So I wake up an hour after falling asleep and gotta piss. So I go in the bathroom pull out willie and begin pissing. Its then that I find my level of fucked up is beyond normal. Something doesn't sound right. So I look down.... Shit... I forgot to raise the toilet lid... Piss everywhere. At the time it didn't really bother me.. but when the wife found it a little later all of a sudden it was an oh shit moment.... Still not as good as the night i'm getting kicked trying to take a piss and open my eyes to find I pulled the sheets off the wifes legs and was about to wiz all over her.. Lucky for me she stopped me before I started..

 

[smokermore]

I had sex with a tranny, and I liked it.

 

[StonedFarmer]

I had sex with a tranny, and I liked it.

we need those pictures bro, if you let neo down again he may lose all faith he has in you.

I am going to log out and go smoke some dabs

 

[Karah]

I had sex with a tranny, and I liked it.

Need to see this tranny, pm number

 

[StonedFarmer]

Need to see this tranny, pm number

I am his tranny, what would you like to see

 

[Big_Lou]

I've been making an effort to jack off in the shower exclusively. (Soothing water, slick & soapy, ejaculating freely with no mess, ease of clean up, etc.)

The other day, though, I nearly lost my balance and slipped on a particularly large load. Maybe non-skid bath slippers are the answer?

 

[StonedFarmer]

I've been making an effort to jack off in the shower exclusively. (Soothing water, slick & soapy, ejaculating freely with no mess, ease of clean up, etc.)

The other day, though, I nearly lost my balance and slipped on a particularly large load. Maybe non-skid bath slippers are the answer?

gotta have the anti slip in your shower when you beating it\

health and saftey board made it illegal in community housing to not have anti-slip in the shower for that reason alone

 

[Indagrow]

I've been making an effort to jack off in the shower exclusively. (Soothing water, slick & soapy, ejaculating freely with no mess, ease of clean up, etc.)

The other day, though, I nearly lost my balance and slipped on a particularly large load. Maybe non-skid bath slippers are the answer?

I hate cumming in the shower, maybe it's just me but it instantly turns into animal glue.

In other news I picked up a sheet and I confess I'm pumped

 

[StonedFarmer]

sitting in the light on an unprottected surface, \

i admit i am sad for that lsd

 

[StonedFarmer]

the volatility of lsd makes you a devil. I'd actually punch you so hard bro

 

[Indagrow]

Don't know how you take pictures but I do it in the fucking light

 

[srh88]

Don't know how you take pictures but I do it in the fucking light

Lol

 

[StonedFarmer]

Don't know how you take pictures but I do it in the fucking light

I don't take pictures of my lsd tbh

It degrades very fucking quickly in light, air and almost everything causes it to degrade faster than I care to explain.

I was partially joking but honestly, it degrades hardcore. wrap it and put it in a jar with rice in the fridge. the rice keeps the mosture away and the light helping it to slow the degradation. I have had hits last over a year that way.

Idk anything tho

 

[StonedFarmer]

kevin barnes is a legitimate crush of mine, i confess.his music and everything is spectacular

 

[Big_Lou]

kevin barnes is a legitimate crush of mine

 

[StonedFarmer]

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yo he is a legitimate musical genius, my friends have been to more then me and their is some interesting characters around it is good,

hes very good at the music did you even listne/>?

that whole album is in my top 10 overall wel; maybe satanic panic in the attic hmmm

you got me quesrioniong myself

 

[Karah]

I've been making an effort to jack off in the shower exclusively. (Soothing water, slick & soapy, ejaculating freely with no mess, ease of clean up, etc.)

The other day, though, I nearly lost my balance and slipped on a particularly large load. Maybe non-skid bath slippers are the answer?

Shower shoes.