CropKing 2017 strain chat

TurboTokes

TurboTokes

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Hey guys im interested to hear any experience with Crop King Seeds current offering of strains, Im personally interested in there feminized selections for my first seed purchase of 2017

Right now iam almost drooling of the thought of some healthy flowering Durban poison and especially Dark Angel sounds like a great strain for personal smoke



https://www.cropkingseeds.com/

Cheers to many harvests this year indoors and out look forward to hearing thoughts on there current offering of strains
 
Odin*

Odin*

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Generalization, but most feel that "Crop King" is a typo, intended to be "Crap King".

Still, there are even more that believe that the original typo was intended to be "Blow Job Queens", but was soon changed to "Back Door Kweens". A "Quattro" and a disappointing blow later, you've got "Back door fucked up shit blow anal Queens", aka "Crap Kings" (I mean "Crop Dings", I mean "Crap Dings", sorry it was "Fucking Morons Slanging Limp Dick Quasimodo" shit. I think I finallynailed it.
 
BobCajun

BobCajun

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White Cookies, leafy bud low resin pheno. Still pretty solid and good shape but much inferior to the good pheno. Don't have any ripe good pheno yet. I'll show that one later. Pretty sure they just crank out seeds without any concern for testing and selecting. You might get lucky, you might not.

 
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madininagyal

madininagyal

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TurboTokes said:
Hey guys im interested to hear any experience with Crop King Seeds current offering of strains, Im personally interested in there feminized selections for my first seed purchase of 2017

Right now iam almost drooling of the thought of some healthy flowering Durban poison and especially Dark Angel sounds like a great strain for personal smoke



https://www.cropkingseeds.com/

Cheers to many harvests this year indoors and out look forward to hearing thoughts on there current offering of strains
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Lol it's the price that made you choose them but trust me put your money on ome more reliable breeder for a first time if you looking for fem try dîna fem, sweet seed or female seed , same price range and way better genetic , stay away from crop shit king , greenhouse or barney's farm
 
Odin*

Odin*

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"Crop Kings", seeds so bad they give birds diarrhea.

If you take their beans into your grow, your girls will go hermy on you, your gf/wife will grow a beard and a "foot long", your dick will fall off (into a bag of dicks for the CK's to eat), and you'll grow bitch tits (like Bob).

 
BobCajun

BobCajun

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No nanners on the two plants I got though. It would inspire more confidence if they explained how they run their seed production operation. Why would most WC phenos be so leafy and low resin? That's the last kind of phenos a competent breeder would select. WW itself has resin all over the leaves but most WC just have big wide bald bud leaves. I think they got a bad WW plant as their pollen donor, because even their WW looks low resin. They say it's 25% THC but I find that doubtful from its appearance. The PK also doesn't look like 27%. Just looks like average buds except for the purple color, and I've read several posts where people didn't even get purple plants out of it.
 
BM9AGS

BM9AGS

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I grew their WW (horroable) ice wreck (awesome) and Zeus (better than the colorado genetics).

If they still had Zeus is order again. They were all amazing plants.
 
Odin*

Odin*

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@BobCajun I hope you don't think the "like Bob" comment was aimed at you. It was not and no offense intended.



From what you are saying it almost sounds like they are intentionally distributing shit genetics. That, or they are incompetent growers/breeders., possibly just incompetent in general.
 
HydroRed

HydroRed

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Odin* said:
"Crop Kings", seeds so bad they give birds diarrhea.

If you take their beans into your grow, your girls will go hermy on you, your gf/wife will grow a beard and a "foot long", your dick will fall off (into a bag of dicks for the CK's to eat), and you'll grow bitch tits (like Bob).

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This comment gets a "like" from me on GIF alone haha
The text is icing on the cake. :clap:
 
Odin*

Odin*

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HydroRed said:
This comment gets a "like" from me on GIF alone haha
The text is icing on the cake. :clap:
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It's the "eye twitch" as the fingers graze the ear that does it... :bigjoint:

Fucking cool movie, still love it. My first eBay purchase back in the day. I bought local and arranged a pick up, didn't trust this new online auction site as far as I could throw my pic, had to have a positive "test run" first. Collectors Edition.
 
Budley Doright

Budley Doright

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420 Kingston has been great but they don't ship to the States....you know, the Marc Emery thing and all...:(. I've never mail ordered as I can just walk in :).
 
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