Stupid bowl Sunday!

Justin-case

Justin-case

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Well that pretty much sums up how I feel about this sport, which would be better suited if were played along the side of other barbaric blood sports, in some kind of Roman style colloseum. But, today the nation hears the calls for every redneck and meat head to drink too much, eat too much, kick the dog , beat the wife and scream at the TV, as cheating ass Tom Brady wins his umpteenth Some odd ring. But, one must ask themselves, How shitty is a game when they have to make the commercials good, or throw in a half time show were an outfit mishap might result in a glimpse a titty?

I often wondered why I couldn't stand to watch this sport, was there something wrong me, was i lacking testosterone ? After wondering this for years I finally came across an article about it. What I learned was it is the most coreoghraphed sport, and that the actual amount of time the ball is in play averaged around fifteen minutes per game! It wasn't a lack of attention span, it had nothing to do with masculinity, I was just fucking bored !
 
tampee

tampee

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Justin-case said:
Well that pretty much sums up how I feel about this sport, which would be better suited if were played along the side of other barbaric blood sports, in some kind of Roman style colloseum. But, today the nation hears the calls for every redneck and meat head to drink too much, eat too much, kick the dog , beat the wife and scream at the TV, as cheating ass Tom Brady wins his umpteenth Some odd ring. But, one must ask themselves, How shitty is a game when they have to make the commercials good, or throw in a half time show were an outfit mishap might result in a glimpse a titty?

I often wondered why I couldn't stand to watch this sport, was there something wrong me, was i lacking testosterone ? After wondering this for years I finally came across an article about it. What I learned was it is the most coreoghraphed sport, and that the actual amount of time the ball is in play averaged around fifteen minutes per game! It wasn't a lack of attention span, it had nothing to do with masculinity, I was just fucking bored !
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Liberals....

Why don't you watch Dancing With The Stars? Cupcake.
 
tangerinegreen555

tangerinegreen555

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Justin-case said:
Well that pretty much sums up how I feel about this sport, which would be better suited if were played along the side of other barbaric blood sports, in some kind of Roman style colloseum. But, today the nation hears the calls for every redneck and meat head to drink too much, eat too much, kick the dog , beat the wife and scream at the TV, as cheating ass Tom Brady wins his umpteenth Some odd ring. But, one must ask themselves, How shitty is a game when they have to make the commercials good, or throw in a half time show were an outfit mishap might result in a glimpse a titty?

I often wondered why I couldn't stand to watch this sport, was there something wrong me, was i lacking testosterone ? After wondering this for years I finally came across an article about it. What I learned was it is the most coreoghraphed sport, and that the actual amount of time the ball is in play averaged around fifteen minutes per game! It wasn't a lack of attention span, it had nothing to do with masculinity, I was just fucking bored !
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Watch it for the commercials!

They've never been more politicized from what I hear ;-).
 
SneekyNinja

SneekyNinja

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tampee said:
Have you ever watched football?
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Did you ever not get your tampon in a twist over a joke?

And I've already said I don't watch football.

We've literally the most beautiful country in the entire world and you dick heads would sit in front of a TV and watch even dumber idiots fighting over a ball (except with no actual fighting, so just disappointing all round).

I used to like hockey, got bored of it too.
 
Nugachino

Nugachino

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Heh. You're not the only one who thinks sports are boring as shit.

At least the Coliseum style bloodsports would be entertaining... Just use our worst prison stock as combatants. Kill two birds with one stone. Clean up the jails. And keep the people entertained.
 
Big_Lou

Big_Lou

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Fuck a 'super bowl'. One of my brothers was (is?) a big jock. We fought over a 9" b&w TV, those dumbass games went on forever.
My other brother looked like a stoned Tom Selleck and hung around with people that reminded me of the Electric Mayhem Band....which one do you think I hung around with?
;)
 
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