Trimming Machines, and the Ultratrimmer

[ttystikk]

I function as a "trimming machine". Just provide me with a never ending cooler of beer, music of my choosing, and all the trimmings I can carry home.

You're hired. Bring your trimming shears.

 

[Big_Lou]

You're hired. Bring your trimming shears.

Probably should have mentioned - I also require round trip airfare to the PNW for myself and four dogs.
Shears, eh? I was gonna bring a hacksaw and some nail clippers, but if you say so....

 

[ttystikk]

Probably should have mentioned - I also require round trip airfare to the PNW for myself and four dogs.
Shears, eh? I was gonna bring a hacksaw and some nail clippers, but if you say so....

No dogs. I'll pay airfare but you better put out, big boy.

 

[Big_Lou]

No dogs.

The deal is off.

I'll pay airfare but you better put out, big boy.

Sure, you can blow me while I GoPro the whole scene. Heads (snicker) up: I'll be uploading said video(s) to RIU, naturally.

 

[ttystikk]

The deal is off.



Sure, you can blow me while I GoPro the whole scene. Heads (snicker) up: I'll be uploading said video(s) to RIU, naturally.

Freeloader

 

[OldMedUser]

$700 retail in the hydro store in northern Alberta where I ordered close to a grand of stuff a few months ago. TrimPro has it for $550 Canadian on their website.

I put probably 4 times more than 4-5 golfball sized buds in and I'm sure it could do more. I toss the popcorn in there too and it gets nicely minced. I dry that stuff slowly so it gets rid of the green and makes better cocobudder etc. Might water cure some and see how that works for cocobudder.

I like lots of high grade trim for keif, BHO and the cocobudder. I mix BHO with keif to make a nice black hash. When was the last time you hot-knifed some decent hash?

The price sticker is still on the trimmer and it was $599.95 not $700 as I thought. I got it for $299 + GST. No sales tax here in AB.

 

[a mongo frog]

Do you guys really drink beer while trimming?

 

[Big_Lou]

Do you guys really drink beer while trimming?

I drink beer while doing most any/everything.

 

[Mroutdoors]

Do you guys really drink beer while trimming?

Trimming sucks ass enough. Without beer and tunes it would be unbearable

 

[a mongo frog]

Trimming sucks ass enough. Without beer and tunes it would be unbearable

I love trimming. Ive never trimmed while drinking beer though. How many beers do you usually drink in a trimming session? Like if someone needs you to put in a 11 hour shift for them, how many beers will you drink?

 

[Mroutdoors]

Probably couple per hour. I'm a seasoned beer drinker. Lol

 

[Big_Lou]

I love trimming. Ive never trimmed while drinking beer though. How many beers do you usually drink in a trimming session? Like if someone needs you to put in a 11 hour shift for them, how many beers will you drink?

11 beers per hour, 11 hour shift.

 

[Mroutdoors]

Tipping one as we speak. But not trimming

 

[a mongo frog]

Probably couple per hour. I'm a seasoned beer drinker. Lol

Holy shit!!!!!!!! So you'll be 22 beers deep during a trimming session?!?! 11 beers at the 5.5 hour mark?

 

[Mroutdoors]

I only trim at table next to my kegerator. Don't wanna have to walk too far. Lol

 

[a mongo frog]

I only trim at table next to my kegerator. Don't wanna have to walk too far. Lol

What about taking a piss or the dia's?

 

[Big_Lou]

 

[Mroutdoors]

Piss every couple of beers. Need to stretch legs anyway. Must have a full box of gloves

 

[HeartIandhank]

What about hand held electric wet and dry trimmers? Who has any opinions on these?

They seem a good compromise between big machines and hand trimming, but it would be nice to hear from people who have experience with them.

I love my bonsai heros..

 

[Big_Lou]

I'm a trimming machine.

Beer cooler/music/good quality scissors.