Assemble

[curious2garden]

I just checked and the juke box is still out of order.

Damn I can't like that! I wonder if google is sending us a message?

 

[Karah]

Notes from last night:

Brady bunch TC level unlocked. I'm Marsha. I suck all the dudes off.

@srh88 we are really good at being youtube

@curious2garden impressive whine acrobats

@Karah who are you catfishing us for?

@ttystikk you look kinda like Fidel Castro (beard game solid)

@UncleBuck makes sophisticated noodle dishes and is very good at slurping them.

@Gary Goodson tell phil i won the twerk off. Obviously.

@Blue Wizard shaves all the hair on his body.

@neosapien lives north of SOMEWHERE.

@StonedFarmer More Cowbell!

@cannabineer what an icy, majestic bear.

I went to get more beer last night and ended up at my neighborhood bar/homeless shelter.

HURTIN.

@UncleBuck called me a catfish

 

[UncleBuck]

we ALL put socks on our shoulders.

you'll have another chance tonight, don't worry.

 

[srh88]

we ALL put socks on our shoulders.

you'll have another chance tonight, don't worry.

i had it on my head for like 20 minutes.. got me some rum tonight. not really a rum person but someone gave me the bottle months ago, decided i might as well drink it up

 

[UncleBuck]

i had it on my head for like 20 minutes.. got me some rum tonight. not really a rum person but someone gave me the bottle months ago, decided i might as well drink it up

i got all my transplants done last night. i'll probably be bucking some trimmed stuff off the branches when i pop in tonight.

will once again be limiting myself to a drink or two,

 

[cannabineer]

i got all my transplants done last night. i'll probably be bucking some trimmed stuff off the branches when i pop in tonight.

will once again be limiting myself to a drink or two,

(readies giant mug)

 

[curious2garden]

(readies giant mug)

LOL It's not the number but the size

 

[curious2garden]

@UncleBuck called me a catfish

Yeah and he called me Mellow Farmer he's not 100% right but he's close

 

[Karah]

we ALL put socks on our shoulders.

you'll have another chance tonight, don't worry.

Fuckin A. If I was a catfish, I'd use a prettier chick. With bigger boobs.

 

[a senile fungus]

Fuckin A. If I was a catfish, I'd use a prettier chick. With bigger boobs.

Please, go on...

 

[a senile fungus]

I met a MILF.

She took advantage of me in so many ways. Sad!


I'm looking forward to our next rendezvous

 

[Juicin]

With a name like senile fungus that brings up an obvious question

When are you too old to call any woman a milf?

At some point she's just a woman or a gilf

 

[a senile fungus]

With a name like senile fungus that brings up an obvious question

When are you too old to call any woman a milf?

At some point she's just a woman or a gilf

You're trying too hard, simmer down.

Motherdom is ageless.

Love is infinite.

 

[Juicin]

That wasn't an answer old man

lol

you talk to young people around you like that, you don't notice their eyes roll?

 

[Blue Wizard]

 

[a senile fungus]

That wasn't an answer old man

lol

you talk to young people around you like that, you don't notice their eyes roll?

Your argument begins with a presumption, and the question falls apart there.

I can't answer your question. What does my age have to do with her MILF status?

Confused here.

 

[Big_Lou]

Excellent! I utilized this one earlier:

 

[Juicin]

Because she's not a milf

When I'm 40 I'm not going to go around calling attractive women my age milfs.

They're women or even girls

'hey old bitches

hey girls

 

[UncleBuck]

Fuckin A. If I was a catfish, I'd use a prettier chick. With bigger boobs.

you're plenty pretty and your boobs are plenty nice.

but you need to put a sock on your shoulder. that's all.

 

[a senile fungus]

Because she's not a milf

When I'm 40 I'm not going to go around calling attractive women my age milfs.

They're women or even girls

'hey old bitches

hey girls

One again, with the presumptions.

Imagine shes your senior, and a dream come true, then get back to me