I'm getting lasik tomorrow!

[smokermore]

I woke up about noon yesterday. Checked my email. Noticed another add for lasik. I decided to call and inquire about it. next thing I know, I'm scheduled for an exam, same day at 4 pm.
I also decided to bring two g's so hopefully I could negotiate a cash deal.
To keep it short, I paid 1865 to get lasik, and to get my eyes cleaned. Scheduled for tomorrow at noon!

 

[abe supercro]

have yourself a pleasant procedure and let us know how it goes, maybe we can all get a group rate.

 

[smokermore]

have yourself a pleasant procedure and let us know how it goes, maybe we can all get a group rate.

Thank you very much! I'm extremely excited!
A group rate sure would be nice.. what ultimately got me in there was a deal on Groupon, 899 per eye.

 

[congo5150]

Eye of Horus upgrade?

 

[ttystikk]

'don't trust your baby blues to the low bidder'

Make sure these guys take their time.

I've had LASIK for almost 20 years. It isn't perfect but it's a lot better than glasses most of the time.

Take it easy for a day or two after the procedure. Eyes closed let it heal easy.

 

[ttystikk]

Eye of Horus upgrade?

Fuck I wish! Lol

 

[congo5150]

I'm an attention whore troll lols

 

[congo5150]

Fuck I wish! Lol

The force is strong within you. I'm too old to be a jedi

 

[ttystikk]

The force is strong within you. I'm too old to be a jedi

Uh huh, and how old do you think I am?

 

[lokie]

I woke up about noon yesterday. Checked my email. Noticed another add for lasik. I decided to call and inquire about it. next thing I know, I'm scheduled for an exam, same day at 4 pm.
I also decided to bring two g's so hopefully I could negotiate a cash deal.
To keep it short, I paid 1865 to get lasik, and to get my eyes cleaned. Scheduled for tomorrow at noon!

How long did you ware glasses/contacts?
I've worn glasses for 45yrs. only considered lasik for few min.

I'm scared if I had lasik I would not recognize myself in the mirror.
^That and I'm too cheap to pay for the procedure.

 

[ttystikk]

How long did you ware glasses/contacts?
I've worn glasses for 45yrs. only considered lasik for few min.

I'm scared if I had lasik I would not recognize myself in the mirror.
^That and I'm too cheap to pay for the procedure.

Too late for you anyway.

 

[lokie]

Too late for you anyway.

That's par for the course.
A day late and a dollar short.

 

[congo5150]

Uh huh, and how old do you think I am?

69 years old....what I meant was I'm too old to train as a Jedi

 

[curious2garden]

How long did you ware glasses/contacts?
I've worn glasses for 45yrs. only considered lasik for few min.

I'm scared if I had lasik I would not recognize myself in the mirror.
^That and I'm too cheap to pay for the procedure.

When you get cataract surgery, upgrade to accommodating IOLs and have them do limbic relaxing incisions if you have an astigmatism. Do not pay less than 3 grand per eye, LOL.

 

[BarnBuster]

i've worn glasses for 60 years and wouldn't know how to act without them..good luck!

 

[neosapien]

That's awesome. With better eyes you can look for those pics of the meth tranny hooker for us.

 

[ttystikk]

When you get cataract surgery, upgrade to accommodating IOLs and have them do limbic relaxing incisions if you have an astigmatism. Do not pay less than 3 grand per eye, LOL.

My right eye suffers the usual complications of treatment for detached retina- in my case multiple interventions- to save my sight. Thus I'm looking at corneal transplant surgery. Does this advice apply to me? Can you explain 'accommodating IOLs'?

 

[curious2garden]

My right eye suffers the usual complications of treatment for detached retina- in my case multiple interventions- to save my sight. Thus I'm looking at corneal transplant surgery. Does this advice apply to me? Can you explain 'accommodating IOLs'?

Actually it does tty more or less depending on what they did for your detachment. PM me and let me know what procedures they did (cryopneumoretinopexy, posterior vitrectomy, scleral buckle), and your age. I can give you more specific info.

 

[Drowning-Man]

Laser beamed into yer eyes sounds sketchy lol

 

[714steadyeddie]

Uh huh, and how old do you think I am?

I say 44