funny bit about trying to get weed

[KoSmIcTRaveLer]

i go to fellow french guy and try to get gram of sour diesel three days later he says i owe you twenty dollars, i give one guy twenty after stealing 60 dollar piece, never comes back gives another guy 20 dollars he comes back with 4/5 smoked another guy i get it covered in turkish tobacco and steak greese tried to go through another guy with 100 who said they ripped him off and ran off with money all this while in a decriminalized college town ... lawrence... and all the while being mentally retarded needing it for medication

 

[srh88]

 

[KoSmIcTRaveLer]

I was just trying to say how i spent six hundred dollars on weed and only smoked less than a gram, all this while in a decriminalized college town.

 

[Walterwhiter]

First off...you are french....

 

[Walterwhiter]

Second off...I hope your major is not math bruh!

 

[Big_Lou]

 

[haight]

WtF?

 

[Kind Sir]

I must be just a tad drunk? Can't help sorry man

 

[Indagrow]

Dude I got you.. $200

 

[StonedFarmer]

i go to fellow french guy and try to get gram of sour diesel three days later he says i owe you twenty dollars, i give one guy twenty after stealing 60 dollar piece, never comes back gives another guy 20 dollars he comes back with 4/5 smoked another guy i get it covered in turkish tobacco and steak greese tried to go through another guy with 100 who said they ripped him off and ran off with money all this while in a decriminalized college town ... lawrence... and all the while being mentally retarded needing it for medication

Cool story bruh

 

[lokie]

And just who in this story is mentally inhibited?

 

[WeedFreak78]

i go to fellow french guy and try to get gram of sour diesel three days later he says i owe you twenty dollars, i give one guy twenty after stealing 60 dollar piece, never comes back gives another guy 20 dollars he comes back with 4/5 smoked another guy i get it covered in turkish tobacco and steak greese tried to go through another guy with 100 who said they ripped him off and ran off with money all this while in a decriminalized college town ... lawrence... and all the while being mentally retarded needing it for medication

I was just trying to say how i spent six hundred dollars on weed and only smoked less than a gram, all this while in a decriminalized college town.

20+20+60+20+100<600. Where's the other 300+ come in?

 

[StonedFarmer]

20+20+60+20+100<600. Where's the other 300+ come in?

You forgot the prostitute

It os ok young accounting mistake

 

[Indacouch]

You forgot the prostitute

It os ok young accounting mistake

Damn you beat me to it .......well played

 

[StonedFarmer]

Damn you beat me to it .......well played

No pants

 

[Indacouch]

@StonedFarmer
This is the one I named SF ...stoned feline .......I saved two and they both live at my ranch ..I'm pretty sure I told you about them ......well there he is

 

[StonedFarmer]

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This is the one I named SF ...stoned feline .......I saved two and they both live at my ranch ..I'm pretty sure I told you about them ......well there he is

Ermagerd that kitty is v v cute

I would kittycuddle it for life

 

[tyler.durden]

i go to fellow french guy and try to get gram of sour diesel three days later he says i owe you twenty dollars, i give one guy twenty after stealing 60 dollar piece, never comes back gives another guy 20 dollars he comes back with 4/5 smoked another guy i get it covered in turkish tobacco and steak greese tried to go through another guy with 100 who said they ripped him off and ran off with money all this while in a decriminalized college town ... lawrence... and all the while being mentally retarded needing it for medication

I was just trying to say how i spent six hundred dollars on weed and only smoked less than a gram, all this while in a decriminalized college town.

"All this while in a decriminalized college town..." It's got a nice ring. I'm tempted to use this phrase from now on as an end to all of my anecdotes. Would you mind?

 

[Singlemalt]

i go to fellow french guy and try to get gram of sour diesel three days later he says i owe you twenty dollars, i give one guy twenty after stealing 60 dollar piece, never comes back gives another guy 20 dollars he comes back with 4/5 smoked another guy i get it covered in turkish tobacco and steak greese tried to go through another guy with 100 who said they ripped him off and ran off with money all this while in a decriminalized college town ... lawrence... and all the while being mentally retarded needing it for medication

You've got some great lines. Play this right and you'll move up fast; if you don't, there is a vast graveyard over yonder

 

[Big_Lou]

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