Poems About Weed

[choadking]

hey jsut wondering if anyone had some poems about marijuana i have a couple:
if everybody got a bong
and smoked a lot of weed,
then everyone would get along
and end all of our greed.

nother one is:
weed is good, weed is great,
weed makes me want to masturbate

and my last one is:
when i got high,
i felt pretty fly.
when i got stoned,
i felt big-boned.
when i came down,
i wore a frown.
but i fixed this wrong
with a hit from my bong.

tell me what you think and add to it.

 

[TodayIsAGreenday]

weed weed its good for your head
the more you smoke the less youll dread
the less you stress the better youll feel
so smoke some weed sonny, itll make you SQUEAL!

 

[Stoney McFried]

I planted a seed
It grew into some weed
I bought it ferts, nutes and lights
And my little plant became such a sight!
I watered it well from my little pale
Then went to sex it....goddamn, it's a male.

 

[TodayIsAGreenday]

I planted a seed
It grew into some weed
I bought it ferts, nutes and lights
And my little plant became such a sight!
I watered it well from my little pale
Then went to sex it....goddamn, it's a male.

YES

okay

one seed two seed three seed four
one died from being fried
with miracale grow soil
one got burnt , the other one drowned
boy that sure did make me frown
now im left with just one, yes one
happily growing in the sun
thinking about how much fun
and how much bud ill have when its done!

 

[Budsworth]

I smoke pot. I think I smoke alot. I sneezed and out came snott.
I grow weed cause I hava a need .... to burn green buds in my bong.

 

[thormaxim]

I smoke pot. I think I smoke alot. I sneezed and out came snott.
I grow weed cause I hava a need .... to burn green buds in my bong.

Lol, I don't know why but I lol'd at this hard.

 

[mr thc]

"Sweet Leaf"

ALRIGHT NOW!
Won't you listen?

When I first met you, didn't realize
I can't forget you, for your surprise
you introduced me, to my mind
And left me wanting, you and your kind

I love you, Oh you know it

My life was empty, forever on a down
Until you took me, showed me around
My life is free now, my life is clear
I love you sweet leaf, though you can't hear

Come on now, try it out

Straight people don't know, what you're about
They put you down and shut you out
you gave to me a new belief
and soon the world will love you sweet leaf

Sweet Leaf- Black Sabbath. Any band who dedicates a song to weed like this is a band I like lol...Rock on Sabbath...rock on.

 

[scrubz]

Mary Jane, she's my best friend,
She's always been good to me,
She come and take all my troubles away,
She dont stray too far from the west end,
She's always been close to me,
When she's around i just drift away

High Grade, High Grade
Is the type of love that she give to me
High Grade, High Grade
I need her each and every day
High Grade, High Grade
Come check me today, i need the
High Grade, High Grade

Mary Jane, thats my best friend
She's always been good to me
She come and take all my troubles away
And some people say I'll learn my lesson
Shes not right and shes not good for me
But please dont take my Mary Jane away
High Grade, High Grade
-"Mary Jane" - Collie Buddz

 

[Mr. Maryjane]

weed, weed, the magical fruit
the more you toke the more you choke
...............okay that's all I got

 

[Psychedelics and Chronic]

Say my life is in a sewer
I'd say I'm a connoisseur
Sometimes I can be picky
While searching for the sticky
But when the day is done and my blunt is rolled
I'll be a happy man, especially if you match a bowl

Some smoke meth, some smoke crack, some inject heroin in their back
Some take doses, some take speed, some like to eat some ecstasy
Whatever you're on and you want to get higher
Just take a hit of this multiplier

 

[SEF]

What no haikus?

Marijuana plants,
We have consumed other plants,
So why not this one?

There are many strains,
Please just remember to smoke
Indo indoors, kay?

 

[skye]

There is a cocroach in my pad
who walks about like jack the lad
I sez hey cocky whats the score
he sez 'hey man' & through me some draw

So we sat all night laughing & joking
building some spliffs & doing some smoking
didnt get to bed till quarter to 11
didnt wake up till quarter past 7

When i woke up cocky was there
snorting some wizz from off the chair
i sez hey cocky hows about a sorter
he sez easy man & threw me a quarter

 

[suedonimn]

Greed is the need when not growing from seed when you sew
row after row your fans drone for the clones below
Fraught with worry you hurry to not make haste
if you are caught your time is a waste
Wishing your crop would pick up the pace
finishing first is the start of the race
Time to relax as you weigh out your sacks
backs and fronts are when you make tracks
Delivery is crucial come tomorrow or next day
start it all over even before you get pay
Ears hoping to hear a kind person say
"I'm fuckin stoned... "


Yah well what do you want?

 

[Somers45]

my heart is pounding and i shortly figured out why
my dear friend mary done stopped by to say high.
she intruduced me to a intense long lasting fry
and left me with burning red watery eyes, and a sense
of peace that i could not once ever find so i kept

her near close by my side, just in case my quench
​

needed just one other try; so keep in mind
mary jane is her name she is truly one of a kind....

 

[STU PIDASOL]

i have a epitaph

Here lies a guy who loved to toke
when he got home he had to smoke
he once smoked the hydroponic
now he smokes his heavenly chronic

 

[NeonJesus]

here's mine. Title: Snake eyes __________________ Rolling the dice and getting snake eyes, Sitting her listening to your lies, The government just won't shut up, the war on drugs is a war on us, Don't they see we don't give a shit, We will continue to get lit, Cause we don't play their dumb-ass game, do what I say or I'll send you away, we know there's nothin wrong with MaryJane, We all know it takes away our pain, Makes us happy, makes us laugh, but It doesn't make us sell a t.v. for crack, so why don't you just tax the stuff, so we won't have to pay that much, And you can make that money, To pay back the Chinese, You waste money Imprisoning us, when you know the majority percentage of us, don't steal, don't kill, Most of us just sit and chill, and you lock them away for 25 years, for having three pounds of medicinal herbs, But a pedophile can get away, To rape a child another day, and OJ was free to live his life, when we all know that he killed his wife, so tell me how this system works, Rapists and Thieves can get away, But a pot smoker can't see the light of day, I don't understand how you think that's right, I can't see how you sleep at night, Mr. President don't you see, We just wanna be free, And all i want to do is smoke this tree, without the government trying to fuck me.

 

[Total Head]

there are no limericks in this thread.

there once was a guy named frank
he choked on a rip of some dank
it heightened his humor
and cured his brain tumor
and then he went to the bank

 

[joskey]

oh weed,
how i love you indeed,
we'v had a good time,
i dont see how smoking you can be a crime,

iv shared you with some mates,
you make my troubles go lates,
you've helped me through the good and the bad,
after i smoke you i dont feel so bad,

oh weed,
i love you indeed
<3

 

[photogenic]

marijuana: the musical

i got into taking pills,
and bumping lots of line
thinking i was an aeroplane
on LSD all the time
all because i smoked a joint in junior high
it led me on a quest to get higher
doing everything that came my way
because marijuana set my soul on fire

it's a gateway drug
ohhhh yeah, uh huh
weed is a gateway
a gateway to hell
oh oh oh

now i'm shooting heroin,
and smoking crystal meth
i'm skin and bones and yellow
my teeth rotten my breath

weed.
it's a gateway drug!
weed
it's a gateway to hell!
oh uhu uh

 

[wakenbake23]

ganja is good for every1
weed can make everything fun
marijuana smells like god in a bag
if u dont smoke it ur a hag
but thats ur choice and its ur loss
i smoke pot at all costs





hit that blunt not once but twice
it will instantly make everything nice
the food is good the sex is great
and if ur alone just masturbate
watch a movie or sum t.v
you wont get bored cant u see?
because when ur smokin ur finally free


up in the clouds is where i lay
i wont come down till the end of the day
then i sleep and and i dream of green
in my dreams ill tell you what i seen

plants so tall they touch the sky
buds so big theyd make you cry
the greenest leafs ive ever saw
i jus stared mouth wide open in awe

i started to come to and then i wake
i get up, go get the bong and bake
ive started my day as i always do
now im hungry lets go get sum food

wakenbake poems