Random Jlbber Jabber Thread

[Blue Wizard]

 

[Bob Zmuda]

I'm starting a go fund me page for Abe.


He hasn't been touched by a human woman in over ten years! (And that was pay to play).

I think we need to get him a hooker. Maybe if someone touched his sweaty old fungus cock, his meltdowns would subside.

 

[neosapien]

Just sitting here drinking my coffee being the king of my domain. See! My cup even says so!

 

[420God]

Just sitting here drinking my coffee being the king of my domain. See! My cup even says so!

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[neosapien]

The only time I've ever been arrested was at a Tom Petty concert. 1 month before my 21st birthday. Got an underage for holding my sister's beer while she put her wallet back in her purse. It was a deep perversion of justice and the whole process turned me off of the govt and drinking. Then they found less than a gram in my cigs and charged me with simple possession. Lawyered up and got both down to disorderly conduct. Tom Petty cost me $1200. I still like him though lol.

 

[abe supercro]

I'm starting a go fund me page for Abe.

Bob, if I explain my sexual escapades in detail to you will you be satisfied? Keep making shit up and I'll proceed to describe your wife's pussy in detail through the summer. By the end, you'll have my version, of your wife's pussy, memorized, right down to the smells and how often she queefs from being bent over in a certain way.

 

[giglewigle]

check this out hso bluedream topped itself kinda i think lol 1st node stopped growing yall seen a plant do this b4

 

[Gary Goodson]

check this out hso bluedream topped itself kinda i think lol 1st node stopped growing yall seen a plant do this b4 View attachment 3906368

Yea you probably broke it or rubbed your nuts on it the wrong way. Either way the rest of the plant looks fine.

 

[Fungus Gnat]

 

[curious2garden]

Yea you probably broke it or rubbed your nuts on it the wrong way. Either way the rest of the plant looks fine.

^^^ what he said

 

[Big_Lou]

Bob, if I explain my sexual escapades in detail to you will you be satisfied? Keep making shit up and I'll proceed to describe your wife's pussy in detail through the summer. By the end, you'll have my version, of your wife's pussy, memorized, right down to the smells and how often she queefs from being bent over in a certain way.

 

[curious2garden]

You better put sunblock on your pussies

 

[Big_Lou]

Reported for doxxing.

 

[Gary Goodson]

^^^ what he said

Mr Bigglesworth gives no fucks at all.

 

[Chunky Stool]

my dog's breath smells like dog food.

My dog's breath smells like cat shit.

 

[curious2garden]

I had a torts professor that would say that, wonderful memory you guys.

 

[curious2garden]

Mr Bigglesworth gives no fucks at all.

LOL eloquently said eh?

My dog's breath smells like cat shit.

Don't sniff your dog's breath

 

[Chunky Stool]

i just picked up a silicone bubbler myself after the demise of bongy, my bong of 7 years. i plan on using it while riding a ski lift tomorrow.

Do those work well? I just bought another $10 bong. Based on past performance it will last about three weeks.

 

[Chunky Stool]

LOL eloquently said eh?


Don't sniff your dog's breath

He make sure everyone smells his breath.
I caught him eating shit right out of the cats ass this morning. That's not what I needed to see before breakfast...

 

[curious2garden]

Do those work well? I just bought another $10 bong. Based on past performance it will last about three weeks.

Good question, I'm curious too. I bought one of those silicone bottles to keep some concentrate in and it got all gummed up. @cannabineer had the same experience. So I just try to be very careful with my Roor.