Sir Napsalot
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I burns me hairs off with a firebrand
how i shave my scrotum
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mr sunshine
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Good to be back brother. Hows it hanging compadre?
mr sunshine
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WeedFreak78
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I've done it with a double edged safety razor before. Inhale, make a stroke, exhale, wait for gushing blood.. no. Ok, go again.
I stopped shaving my nuts years ago, it gets too fucking itchy, then everyone thinks I have some STD for a week or two. Shave the shaft, clippers on the sac,shortest setting.....plus they feel better
greasemonkeymann
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My balls aren't big enough to never have to lift the razor I guess
How big were these fucker's balls you shaved in the hospital? I guess having gigantic balls gets you in situations where you end up in the hospital, huh.
this is just for you two fellas here.
Normally I reserve this gif for ending arguments (only those that I win, naturally)
but I feel this is a special occasion.
greasemonkeymann
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well, since we're on the topic, the left is lower than the right...
I also feel it lacks symmetry, as I seem to be "left-balled dominant"
I believe that's the exact medical term anyways..
missed you though man, glad to see you back, it was sorta cricket-ty a lil
But like most things, all peace and unison comes with discussions of genitalia upkeep and hygiene.
I believe all who have endured the painful and copious bleeding that comes with nad-maintenance-laceration(s) (another medical term) should ban together in unison, fuck politics and war.
side note, helluva thread people, helluva thread.
barely 9am and I got four good laughs already.
fuck yea, Merica!
iHearAll
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this stuff is pretty nice and has a good smell. i use it on my dick, balls, and crack... gotta shave the butt crack.. but if you start shaving your crack, you MUST keep shaving your crack or it will grow spikes that grip onto the TP when you wipe and cause you to lose grip of the TP and brush a finger or two in to a poopy butt hole.
Big_Lou
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bu$hleaguer
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I have a clump of hair growing from inside my colon and I always trim it back to the anus' entrance because I learned the hard way when one time I yanked on the clump and partially prolapsed my anus. No more bleeding pink sock for me, thanks, but I at least cut it since no one likes a bristling of hair ends on the tongue during buttalingus.
greasemonkeymann
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Big_Lou
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greasemonkeymann
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fuck man, when homeboy brakes or slows down those nads are gonna pinball off that tailgate..
poor pig
whitebb2727
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I have large balls and hate tighty whiteys. They hang low. I sit on them sometimes. I also have three of them. Of course this has been discussed before and pics shown.
iHearAll
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Do you shoot bigger loads than most? I guess you wouldn't know unless you compared. .. Hmm
Edit. I don't actually want to know
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greasemonkeymann
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man... the worst thing is when I sit "indian-style" and heel-kick myself in the nad
always the left one..
cuz my right leg is first.
side note, so "indian-style" isn't exactly PC...
wonder what they tell kids nowadays
"native american style" just sounds asinine..
Cross-legged or lotus position if extreme.
greasemonkeymann
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anything with "lotus" in the title makes me wanna engage in some night long kama sutra...
mmmmm prolonged orgasm and sexual tension is the BEST...
srh88
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dagwood45431
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dagwood45431
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Why is Joe Cocker standing behind her?